Two explosions at Boston marathon finish line

[Baron Von Crowder]

Seriously. Watching the media coverage is making me more and more irate. It's just sickening. No one has been arrested, nor is anyone even in custody. How do you fuck things up that bad?

Breaking news, you heard it here first!

Leah is only 29 years old.

[talisman]

Breaking news, you heard it here first!

Leah is only 29 years old.

How was I at her 46th birthday party at B9 last year?

[racrguy]

Breaking news, you heard it here first!

Leah is only 29 years old.

Man, the news REALLY fucked that one up. I've met that breezy and she's already getting AARP benefits.

[Baron Von Crowder]

To update our last segment; Sources say Leah is older than originally anticipated.

[Leah]

I'm gonna outlive all you motherfuckers so keep talkin'.

[racrguy]

I'm gonna outlive all you motherfuckers so keep talkin'.

Maybe so, but that washing machine is bound for a quick death.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'm gonna outlive all you motherfuckers so keep talkin'.

This just in: Leah is really a vampire, and is thousands of years old. More around 9.

[Unicorn Jeff]

This just in: Leah is really a vampire, and is thousands of years old. More around 9.

Then shes aging very bad for a vampire!

[racrguy]

Then shes aging very bad for a vampire!

Somebody didn't read the fine print.

[bcoop]

Breaking news, you heard it here first!

Leah is only 29 years old.

Maury Povich's lie detector determined THAT is a lie. I was at that slut's 65th birthday party, and that was 2 years ago.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Somebody didn't read the fine print.

Im on my phone, what you talking about hotdog?

[BMCSean]

Im on my phone, what you talking about hotdog?

Vampire= Bloody?
More around 9= about 9?
Boosh?

[racrguy]

Im on my phone, what you talking about hotdog?

Leah didn't read the fine print about being a vampire.

[Mike]

I'm sure it's another threat.

Security officers order staff, media to clear Boston courthouse

BOSTON (Reuters) - Security officials on Wednesday ordered staff, media and attorneys to evacuate Boston's federal courthouse, according to a Reuters reporter on the scene.

Scores of people could be seen leaving the building. No further details were immediately available.

"Get away from the building. I can't stress this enough, people," a uniformed law enforcement official yelled at the crowd.

(Reporting by Tim McLaughlin, writing by Scott Malone, editing by Gary Crosse and Steve Orlofsky)

[War Machine]

where can I watch the FBI press release thats suppose to be on at 5pm est?