Anyone know where I can buy a baby ferret and some steroids?

[YALE]

'cause this sounds like a scam worth running on the fine citizens of Erath County:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-man-paid-150-for-toy-poodles-that-ended-up-actually-being

[grove rat]

i got a repost i can sell ya

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=43872

[Nash B.]

Only two threads containing the words "ferrets" and "steroids."

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/search.php?searchid=2063238

[YALE]

Dang it. I still want both.

[Frank]

That's funny enough right there to make up for that damn "moon blood" post.

Then again these things look like tampons with feet.