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  • #16
    Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
    Dude, if he's digging for gold in your ass @ 28 years old, he's in love with you. That's usually reserved for us older guys.
    Shhhhh... don't give it away.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by danielhv View Post
      wtf is up with the tags on this thread? "rectum stretchers" ? Seriously? lol
      You know damn well we are all a bunch of twisted mofos in here...
      Originally posted by Silverback
      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
        Dude, if he's digging for gold in your ass @ 28 years old, he's in love with you. That's usually reserved for us older guys.
        Shouldn't you always take caution and get it done anyways? Isn't that Dr Daves argument on the subject?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          Shouldn't you always take caution and get it done anyways? Isn't that Dr Daves argument on the subject?
          Hell, Dave will pull you in a fitting room at the Country Club's Pro Shop!

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          • #20
            Ok next question... when searching for a doctor... is it better to choose one that is older with more experience? Or younger with knowledge of the latest and greatest in medicine?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
              Dude, if he's digging for gold in your ass @ 28 years old, he's in love with you. That's usually reserved for us older guys.
              Yea, not in my case tho. Unfortunately, I get to do the colonoscopies every 5 years due to family medical history.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Denny View Post
                Hell, Dave will pull you in a fitting room at the Country Club's Pro Shop!
                lol, I heard at the golf gtg's Dr. Dave gives free five finger death punches on the ninth hole urinal...
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by danielhv View Post
                  Ok next question... when searching for a doctor... is it better to choose one that is older with more experience? Or younger with knowledge of the latest and greatest in medicine?
                  Depends on if you're planning to stick around the area you're living in. If yes, get a younger doctor, if no get an older one.

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                  • #24
                    LOL...you guys are twisted.

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                    • #25
                      Just back back from my physical a few hours ago. I went to a new Doc i'm trying out, he's a family & sports medicine physician. I mostly went today to have my shoulder looked at but figured i get a physical while i'm at it. He told me my rotator cuff has inflammation and me a shot that now hurts like sum bitch. Also gave me a prescription for Piroxicam but after reading the side effects online i think i'll pass on it.

                      Anyhow i also had blood work done. I turn 30 this year and i figured it was a good idea to have my testosterone, thyroid and all that jazz checked out for the first time.
                      You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DieselSmoke View Post
                        Just back back from my physical a few hours ago. I went to a new Doc i'm trying out, he's a family & sports medicine physician. I mostly went today to have my shoulder looked at but figured i get a physical while i'm at it. He told me my rotator cuff has inflammation and me a shot that now hurts like sum bitch. Also gave me a prescription for Piroxicam but after reading the side effects online i think i'll pass on it.

                        Anyhow i also had blood work done. I turn 30 this year and i figured it was a good idea to have my testosterone, thyroid and all that jazz checked out for the first time.

                        Shoulder issues? Dr. Prager. Arlington Tx!! /end thread
                        Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                        There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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                        • #27
                          I'll die of ass cancer before I let some doc go digging around in there.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
                            I'll die of ass cancer before I let some doc go digging around in there.
                            That is retarded.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                              That is retarded.
                              You would think with all of the Advances we have found in the Medical Field they would have found a better way to check for that.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Stunter Bob View Post
                                I'll die of ass cancer before I let some doc go digging around in there.
                                Spoken like a very young man. The realism of mortality (or lack thereof) hasn't hit you yet.

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