Is it weird?

[Unicorn Jeff]

1. Is it weird that I sometimes jack off to GILF porn? And I'm just talking about bitches that look hot that might be in their 40's or 50's that have grandkids.

2. Leaving the door open when you shit if you're by yourself?

3. Is it weird when you pet your dogs that come in and want to enjoy the experience while you shit?

[Mychael101]

lol wut

[roliath]

1. Is it weird that I sometimes jack off to GILF porn? And I'm just talking about bitches that look hot that might be in their 40's or 50's that have grandkids.

2. Leaving the door open when you shit if you're by yourself?

3. Is it weird when you pet your dogs that come in and want to enjoy the experience while you shit?

Shit negro, I leave the door all the time when i'm home alone. I never understand why my dog (Duke) wants to go in there either when i'm dropping a duece. He's the weirdo.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Sometimes my great dane will come and sit right next to me while I shit. It's weird because she's as tall as me while I sit down. Then my little dogs will sit right in front of my parted legs and just looked up at me.

[YALE]

Nah man. Steady on.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Nah man. Steady on.

You got me good this morning around 12. I was pretty lit when I came home then I flipped when I saw that LOL.

[slow06]

I leave the door open when I'm alone. My puppy is not to the point where she has her own things to do, she is only concerned with being right next to me all the time, turd time included. I trained her to sit outside the bathroom. She whines a little but, and does come in every once in while, but for the most part she leaves me alone. I don't like company when I poop.

[YALE]

You got me good this morning around 12. I was pretty lit when I came home then I flipped when I saw that LOL.

I'm glad you enjoyed that.

[idrivea4banger]

Do you have some peanutbutter in there with you?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Do you have some peanutbutter in there with you?

Nerp, only when you're around.

[01vnms4v]

I leave my door open and he comes in and lays down will I take the Cosby kids for a swim.

When I am in the shower he does the same thing

[Shaggin Wagon]

I leave the door open and pet my dogs while I do it (pre-wiping).

[Gear_Jammer]

1. Is it weird that I sometimes jack off to GILF porn? And I'm just talking about bitches that look hot that might be in their 40's or 50's that have grandkids.

2. Leaving the door open when you shit if you're by yourself?

3. Is it weird when you pet your dogs that come in and want to enjoy the experience while you shit?

1. I guess it depends on how old you are. If you're 16, yes. If you're 35+, not necessarily.

2. Totally acceptable.

3. Not unless the touching of the dog's genitals is part of the experience.

[01vnms4v]

1. I guess it depends on how old you are. If you're 16, yes. If you're 35+, not necessarily.

39 and do it once in a blue moon

[Silverback]

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