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  • Guys, wanna make your meat taste like meat?

    Well, according to the front of this box, you can:



    $9.99 for a pack of three

    I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.

    Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

    As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

    From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

    And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen.

    Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

    Please, put a fork in it.



    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/...#ixzz2OrB7nk7l
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    What will they think of next...
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    God closes doors no man can open, God opens doors no man can close. Revelations 3:7-8

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    • #3
      i'm not touching this one!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by scootro View Post
        i'm not touching this one!
        Allergic to bacon?
        Originally posted by Sean88gt
        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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        • #5
          Talk about porking your girlfriend.

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          • #6
            I'm gonna pork ya baby! edit: Big A just beat me to it.

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            • #7
              steak and BJ day just got interesting
              Originally posted by Sean88gt
              You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
              You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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              • #8
                stinks like sex in here

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                  Allergic to bacon?
                  yep and tube sausage

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                  • #10
                    The bacon trend had to run into condoms soon enough.
                    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by scootro View Post
                      yep and tube sausage
                      lol, I told my wife she could have some tube steak for dinner. She thought it sounded good until I told her...
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt
                      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                      • #12
                        damn thier sold out
                        WRX

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