Kidnapped teen saves herself by crashing into a cop car

[Sean88gt]

LMFAO@ Danny Trejo!

That bitch can sure ruin an erection.

[kingjason]

Lol Id have them begging me to stop so they could get out, or puke. Whatever comes first.

Ever see nothing to lose? First thing that came to mind.

[sc281]

Danny Trejo will play Floribert in an upcoming made-for-TV movie.

Solid.

[talisman]

Ever see nothing to lose? First thing that came to mind.

Great movie!

[Forever_frost]

Lol Id have them begging me to stop so they could get out, or puke. Whatever comes first.

Exactly. You have a gun on me and tell me to drive. Cool. Cars are built for the driver to survive so it's pedal to the floor and then I'm setting cruise control. You kill me and the car keeps going. We're going to do some Super Dave shit.

[NTexas_V-Star]

Exactly. You have a gun on me and tell me to drive. Cool. Cars are built for the driver to survive so it's pedal to the floor and then I'm setting cruise control. You kill me and the car keeps going. We're going to do some Super Dave shit.

Try to break Pastrana's car roll record.

[MustangPoser]

Floribert.

What the fuck is that?

[Geor!]

What the fuck is that?

Danny Trejo's sis.

[kingjason]

[Buick355]

Would rather do the green ogre with Cameron Diaz voice.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Ever see nothing to lose? First thing that came to mind.

Hahaha yep!

[Forever_frost]

Surely someone photoshopped that picture to make her look green. Or ...she's a troll?

[crapstang]

fap.

[KBScobravert]

Cape May County Prosecutor Robert Taylor praised the teen's quick thinking. "I don't know if it saved her life," he told NBC Philadelphia. "But it certainly was a smart move by the victim to get the attention of the police officer by basically side-swiping his vehicle."

I am sorry, WHAT? Guns are bad, don't own them, call the cops instead. This chick didn't call, she got their attention by running smack dab into them and still, we are still not sure if it saved her life. Not really instilling a whole lot of confidence in the police are ya. Just can't give credit where it is due! Dumbass.

And I have a Pringle crumb stuck in my nose over the Danny Trejo comment.