jury duty sucks

[BlueCoupeRedVert]

<-- hasn't had jury duty yet

<---- has sat on a murder trial when i was 20... fun times

[KBScobravert]

I got a summons in the mail last week. I had the VA send them a letter and went and explained they didn't have 'crazy' as a disqualifier. Everyone got to laughing and 'a note was added' to my paperwork so I won't be bothered again. Try using crazy. Works better than sick

I called from Afghanistan and told them I wouldn't be in the states and please postpone me till when I was on R&R next. She said, nope, doesn't meet out two exclusions. I told her fine and asked her where we go from here. She said, they will issue a warrant and send the police to pick me up. I laughed, "okay, prepare to copy grid" she didn't understand. Bitch I am in afghanistan issue the warrant. lol

[hustleman]

Any time THEHEAD post something I never have time to read it because im entrenched with the gif in his signature.

[BMCSean]

I called from Afghanistan and told them I wouldn't be in the states and please postpone me till when I was on R&R next. She said, nope, doesn't meet out two exclusions. I told her fine and asked her where we go from here. She said, they will issue a warrant and send the police to pick me up. I laughed, "okay, prepare to copy grid" she didn't understand. Bitch I am in afghanistan issue the warrant. lol

I just called, they are on their way to pick you up sucka!! I got a summons and totally forgot about it, have never heard anything again.

[Forever_frost]

I called from Afghanistan and told them I wouldn't be in the states and please postpone me till when I was on R&R next. She said, nope, doesn't meet out two exclusions. I told her fine and asked her where we go from here. She said, they will issue a warrant and send the police to pick me up. I laughed, "okay, prepare to copy grid" she didn't understand. Bitch I am in afghanistan issue the warrant. lol

That is priceless. Thing about bureaucrats is that they can't reason and don't employ logic. I got my first summons while I was stationed in Korea. I pretty much had the same conversation with the woman telling me that as soon as I got to DFW on my return flight that the police would be there to arrest me.

[GrayStangGT]

When I was in college I would never bother to fill out the deal and send it in, nothing ever happened. I did finally go to one last year and of course I end up on the jury for a guys 7th DWI+Felony Evading.

[Chas_svo]

I called from Afghanistan and told them I wouldn't be in the states and please postpone me till when I was on R&R next. She said, nope, doesn't meet out two exclusions. I told her fine and asked her where we go from here. She said, they will issue a warrant and send the police to pick me up. I laughed, "okay, prepare to copy grid" she didn't understand. Bitch I am in afghanistan issue the warrant. lol

Lol...

That is priceless. Thing about bureaucrats is that they can't reason and don't employ logic. I got my first summons while I was stationed in Korea. I pretty much had the same conversation with the woman telling me that as soon as I got to DFW on my return flight that the police would be there to arrest me.

And they weren't? Hehehe

[Forever_frost]

They had me bluffed pretty well until I talked to my NCO. Since that time I haven't worried about it.

[Gear_Jammer]

Jury duty at the George Allen Civil Courts building (600 Commerce) usually involves a lot of waiting around for nothing and interesting people watching. Frank Crowley Criminal Courts building has both of those things + interesting smells + filth + having to keep your head on a swivel to make sure you don't get jacked.

[slow99]

I did finally go to one last year and of course I end up on the jury for a guys 7th DWI+Felony Evading.

How long of a sentence did RyanB end up getting?

[Ted]

Jury duty at the George Allen Civil Courts building (600 Commerce) usually involves a lot of waiting around for nothing and interesting people watching. Frank Crowley Criminal Courts building has both of those things + interesting smells + filth + having to keep your head on a swivel to make sure you don't get jacked.

The Juror room was a leaking pneumonia hole the last time I had Jury duty. It was about 40 out and raining, and had a huge leak in the back of the room. I was sick for about 5 days after that.

[GrayStangGT]

How long of a sentence did RyanB end up getting?

He is going to have plenty of time to sword fight with bubba