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    A WOUNDED squaddie who had just lost both legs in a Taliban bomb blast begged a medic to show him her boobs — to help relieve his agony.
    Private Emily Tomkins refused, but saved his life earning a bravery award for her heroics in Helmand, Afghanistan.

    Emily, 21, initially gave the man a shot of morphine, but explained she could not risk giving any more despite his agony.

    Then he said: “Well do something useful and show me your boobs.”

    The Army combat medic, from Southampton, stemmed his blood loss then helped drag the squaddie to safety. Emily, of 4 Medical Regiment, was awarded a Mention in Despatches.

    However, yesterday at her barracks in Aldershot, Hants, she said: “I was just doing my job.”

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    Nothing like boobs in your face!
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    • #3
      Still has his priorities in order even after just having his legs blown off!
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      • #4
        lmgdao at the comments. Fucking Brits.


        Top girl but a bit of a spoil sport for not getting em out though. If a female soldier lay wounded and demanded for me to get my bits out for her i would happly oblige, i would be doing it for queen and country of course

        Really? Or is this just another excuse for the Sun to bring boobs into absolutely everything? Send a Sun reporter to Mars and he'd probably find some rocks shaped like nipples.

        Typical great sense of humour from a wounded Soldier. Many years ago now, whilst serving in the British Army, I broke my neck. And for weeks on end while recovering in the Military Hospital, due to nerve troubles/medication ( or so I was told ) I was left with a permanent erection. I remember asking one of the QA's if she could perhaps relieve my symptom. And she offered to wallop it with a Spoon! Needless to say, I declined her kind offer.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          lmgdao at the comments. Fucking Brits.


          Top girl but a bit of a spoil sport for not getting em out though. If a female soldier lay wounded and demanded for me to get my bits out for her i would happly oblige, i would be doing it for queen and country of course

          Really? Or is this just another excuse for the Sun to bring boobs into absolutely everything? Send a Sun reporter to Mars and he'd probably find some rocks shaped like nipples.

          Typical great sense of humour from a wounded Soldier. Many years ago now, whilst serving in the British Army, I broke my neck. And for weeks on end while recovering in the Military Hospital, due to nerve troubles/medication ( or so I was told ) I was left with a permanent erection. I remember asking one of the QA's if she could perhaps relieve my symptom. And she offered to wallop it with a Spoon! Needless to say, I declined her kind offer.
          heh. only in Britain would they still use the word "whilst".
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          • #6
            Originally posted by KungFuHamster View Post
            heh. only in Britain would they still use the word "whilst".
            hey i know i've used whilst on here.. get some culture you bloody wanker

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            • #7
              Originally posted by KungFuHamster View Post
              heh. only in Britain would they still use the word "whilst".
              I use that word occasionally whilst trying to look smart online.

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              • #8
                He didn't have good game.

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                • #9
                  Can we get some pics of this selfish cunt?
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                    Can we get some pics of this selfish cunt?
                    May want to retract the request....

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                    • #11
                      uuummmm aaaa no thanks on the tits

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rtanner View Post
                        uuummmm aaaa no thanks on the tits
                        Meh, they are tits. I would still check 'em out....

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                        • #13
                          She may have done him a solid. Based on the mole count, I bet her tits look awful. Buuut I still want to see them.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                            She may have done him a solid. Based on the mole count, I bet her tits look awful. Buuut I still want to see them.
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