For all the people wanting inspection "hookups"

[white88]

If you pull up and the guy pulls out he best serious look, just drive off. That shit goes in the system in your permanant record.

LOL I need one where the car doesn't have to be present

[BMCSean]

Another half asser. Better hope your boss doesn't let you go because of it.

Are you the inspection guy, or the shop owner?

[Mike]

Yeah assault my intelligence. You think we don't know that trick? The vehicle better be 100% good other than that or it's gonna fail. Alot of time I just tell Limo tint cars hey you need to get that tint removed and then come back. You try that I'm going to fail it for something and document it in the data base about what it failed on and suspected tint to dark. If you have limo tint usually there is something else wrong with your car also in my experience.

Don't insult me then. That's the same as saying haha your to stupid to know what I did.
You being a dick and making your windows so I can't check them makes it possible for ME to get a fine, lose my ability to do inspections, or go to prison. So WHO'S the dick???

You bet I take it seriously. 60% of my shops business is inspections, so when someone threatens my business I take it seriously. My job is to inspect the car and I do it correctly. So tell me do you do your job half ass? No? Then why do you expect someone else to do theirs half ass?

Another half asser. Better hope your boss doesn't let you go because of it.

Vagina.

[KBScobravert]

Vagina.

Dude created his own thread to argue with people that don't give a fuck.

[71chevellejohn]

You bet I take it seriously. 60% of my shops business is inspections, so when someone threatens my business I take it seriously. My job is to inspect the car and I do it correctly. So tell me do you do your job half ass? No? Then why do you expect someone else to do theirs half ass?

60% of your business is inspections... you should look into doing something where you can make a profit.

Another half asser. Better hope your boss doesn't let you go because of it.

You've so got me pegged

BTW, just asked my boss if he would let me go because of it and I told myself no.

[Mike]

Dude created his own thread to argue with people that don't give a fuck.

It's pretty damn funny. He would probably have a fucking fit if I drove the white car through his shop, lol.

[KBScobravert]

It's pretty damn funny. He would probably have a fucking fit if I drove the white car through his shop, lol.

Or my Cobra.

What year is it that they have to connect to the car through the computer? Yeah, that won't work. CEL? Uh, it is a Autometer cladded cluster not a fucking light one that I didn't put there (no ABS, Airbag, CEL, low coolant, low oil, seatbelt, nothing). Disregard the single 4" sewer pipe I use for exhaust too.

[dville_gt]

[dville_gt]

Or my Cobra.

What year is it that they have to connect to the car through the computer? Yeah, that won't work. CEL? Uh, it is a Autometer cladded cluster not a fucking light one that I didn't put there (no ABS, Airbag, CEL, low coolant, low oil, seatbelt, nothing). Disregard the single 4" sewer pipe I use for exhaust too.

1996 and newer requires them to plug into the computer, older (up to 25yrs old) they put it on the rollers, older then that it is visual. At least that's the way it was explained to me.

[racrguy]

Fuck this clown. Goddamn inspections is srs bznz.

I'm just glad this motherfucker isn't a cop, dude would take out more trees than a forest fire because he likes throwing books so much.

Or my Cobra.

What year is it that they have to connect to the car through the computer? Yeah, that won't work. CEL? Uh, it is a Autometer cladded cluster not a fucking light one that I didn't put there (no ABS, Airbag, CEL, low coolant, low oil, seatbelt, nothing). Disregard the single 4" sewer pipe I use for exhaust too.

Turbos count as mufflers.

[Binky]

PROTECT THE LAW!

VIOLATION! VIOLATION!

(tases car owner) YOU FAIL!

(I'm glad I got rid of the 98GT - long tubes, dumps and MIL Elims were just asking for it)

[4eyedwillie]

Are you the inspection guy, or the shop owner?

Both

[4eyedwillie]

60% of your business is inspections... you should look into doing something where you can make a profit.



You've so got me pegged

BTW, just asked my boss if he would let me go because of it and I told myself no.

I make more on an inspection than on an oil change with zero liability. No risk of some asshat draining his oil and trying to get a engine replaced on my dime. I would be happy to do 20 a day and nothing else.

[Silverback]

does anyone know of an inspector too lazy to visually verify diesel emissions equipment?

I'm just wondering....

[4eyedwillie]

Fuck this clown. Goddamn inspections is srs bznz.

I'm just glad this motherfucker isn't a cop, dude would take out more trees than a forest fire because he likes throwing books so much.



Turbos count as mufflers.

No they don't count as mufflers. It even specifically mentions that in the book.