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OLD COW DIED
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,"; says Nancy.
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the
wife gave me a wonderful meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, " I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.
"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,"; says Nancy.
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the
wife gave me a wonderful meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, " I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
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