If you were going to leave your job in spectacular bridge burning fashion,

[krazy kris]

Take a shit on their desk

[Craizie]

sleep with the bosses wife

Done it, but not out of malice.

[Randy]

Done it, but not out of malice.

pics of said boss' wife

[scootro]

[scootro]

[irbs]

My friends service manager quit by making a rap.

http://m.soundcloud.com/dsinned/not-that-bad

[sig239]

Had a boss who was a huge ass that would have a camera sitting on his desk to take pictures of things around the plant, I went into his office when he wasnt there and took it to the restroom and took a pic of my ass and hairy nut sack hanging. He gave the film to his boss to get developed.Some one at the place he took the film to called the cops, and they where there waiting on him to pick them up.
Had a new boss next week.
I was a hero and couldnt tell any one it was me.

[racrguy]

Since when is taking pics of your ass and balls illegal? I've never tried it, but I've also never heard of anyone getting into trouble with the law over it either.

[KBScobravert]

I have no called no showed when I was younger but those were shit jobs.

For the most part I have always given notice and plenty of it. When I quit last December, I had been telling them for months that if they didn't promote me I would be looking for a job and taking the first thing that came around. December 7th I went home on R&R and backed up my company laptop to a hard drive and wipped it clean. On the 28th when I was supposed to be landing in Dubai, I called from my house and told them I wasn't coming back. The phone was dead silent and my boss told me right then and there he never believed I would actually quit.

8 months later they were calling me to return.........so I did. Now they know that when I tell them I will quit if I don't like their shit they believe me.

Not really burning a bridge since it was there 8 months later BUT they have a new found respect for me. Oh, and when they bring up work that happened a year ago, I tell them that they are on their own for that stuff. I am only responsible for the here-on-out shit.

[Binky]

[crapstang]

I've liked all of my jobs...I'd have no reason to try and leave in a spectacular fashion. One of the many benefits of growing up in a rural area.

[jdgregory84]

In all honesty, I don't have the balls to do anything too crazy. It's just not in my blood. Worst I've done is call on my lunchbreak and left a message on the managers voicemail that I wouldn't be back and thanks for the opportunity. It was a shit job that I don't even put on my resume since I wasn't there for very long.

[jyro]

if you have sick pay, see how long you can drag it out, quit showing up, when they call, tell them you got mono or something, then chicken pox. some companies will keep you on the payroll for months

[SMKR]

if you have sick pay, see how long you can drag it out, quit showing up, when they call, tell them you got mono or something, then chicken pox. some companies will keep you on the payroll for months

Work 1, out 2 prevents any Dr note

[BMCSean]

I've liked all of my jobs...I'd have no reason to try and leave in a spectacular fashion. One of the many benefits of growing up in a rural area.

Wait until you get a real job after you graduate high school.