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  • #16
    they are trying to make a girl meets world show and she will play in it

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    • #17
      Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
      they are trying to make a girl meets world show and she will play in it
      Read it the first time on the magazine cover that was posted.
      "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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      • #18
        She has some serious DSLs
        2004 Suzuki DL650
        1996 Hy-Tek Hurricane 103

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        • #19
          Originally posted by A+ View Post
          :thumbdown:
          Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
          "I wish I had more hands that way I could give those tittays 4 thumbs down"
          You know how I know you're gay?
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #20
            Would hit at a sweaty angle.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              You know how I know you're gay?

              Take your beer goggles off. That's a man, baby!

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              • #22
                Need another one of those free Maxim subscriptions!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  Take your beer goggles off. That's a man, baby!
                  haha, she is pretty ugly, but a smoking body. I'll still give her some cock tho...
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    Take your beer goggles off. That's a man, baby!
                    I'm perfectly sober. Her mouth has gotten more strange the older she has gotten, but you're a goddamned liar if you say you wouldn't smash the fuck out of that clam.


                    You don't get to be picky, Eric.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      I'm perfectly sober. Her mouth has gotten more strange the older she has gotten, but you're a goddamned liar if you say you wouldn't smash the fuck out of that clam.


                      You don't get to be picky, Eric.

                      I didn't say I wouldn't!

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                      • #26
                        Not near as cute as she was, but what 30 something is? I don't want a woman to be cute, because a woman trying to be 18-22 yr old cute is really annoying. I want her to finger my shit box while juggling my nuts and drinking from my dick like it's a straw, 1) without me having to initiate it and 2) leaving when done.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                          I want her to finger my shit box while juggling my nuts and drinking from my dick like it's a straw, 1) without me having to initiate it and 2) leaving when done.
                          Golf Clap...
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                            Not near as cute as she was, but what 30 something is? I don't want a woman to be cute, because a woman trying to be 18-22 yr old cute is really annoying. I want her to finger my shit box while juggling my nuts and drinking from my dick like it's a straw, 1) without me having to initiate it and 2) leaving when done.
                            Standing golf clap...Well Played

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                              Not near as cute as she was, but what 30 something is? I don't want a woman to be cute, because a woman trying to be 18-22 yr old cute is really annoying. I want her to finger my shit box while juggling my nuts and drinking from my dick like it's a straw, 1) without me having to initiate it and 2) leaving when done.
                              That pretty much sums up my opinion on all of this debauchery!
                              May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                              Semper Fi

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