Jacked up night

[Forever_frost]

My brother and his wife was arguing over some bullshit and I got to listening and thought I'd calm them down. I walk in about the time I hear her "Fuck my life. I think I'll put a bullet through it, it'll make the pain go away." I just looked at her and when she turned around her face lost all color.

"Jim I....."

"Yeah, not as fun as you think."

"I....I know it's not something to joke about."

"So you're not going to do it?"

"No, it was .... I was...stupid."

"Right. You want to kill yourself, guns are iffy. Go jump in the wood chipper. Guaranteed to end your day. Go the fuck to bed."

[Nash B.]

So, did you or your brother try hitting her?

[naynay]

anticlimactic ending. would not read again.

[jluv]

Is there more?

[DON SVO]

Is there more?

At least it wasn't an Electrical Engineer story. That's what I call Drew's (BERNIE MOSFET) stories.

"SO... I was coming home from work, and this guy cut me off real close. I got a bit pissed and went around him. A minute later, the CRAZY guy comes flying up behind me, swerves around me, cuts me off and hits the brakes. I brake too, and take the exit since it's right there. CRAZY guy takes the exit too, and stops like a foot off my rear bumper."

*dead silence for at least 10-12 seconds as Drew puffs his cigar and sips his beer and says nothing*

ME - "OK and so!? Did he jump out of his car or honk or..."

Drew - "OH! No, that was it. I turned right onto Mayfield and he went straight. Why?"

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST 100% ANTI-CLIMACTIC STORY TELLER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

[crapstang]

STORE TELLER

I'm don't get it Big Dan.

[downshift_me]

At least it wasn't an Electrical Engineer story. That's what I call Drew's (BERNIE MOSFET) stories.

"SO... I was coming home from work, and this guy cut me off real close. I got a bit pissed and went around him. A minute later, the CRAZY guy comes flying up behind me, swerves around me, cuts me off and hits the brakes. I brake too, and take the exit since it's right there. CRAZY guy takes the exit too, and stops like a foot off my rear bumper."

*dead silence for at least 10-12 seconds as Drew puffs his cigar and sips his beer and says nothing*

ME - "OK and so!? Did he jump out of his car or honk or..."

Drew - "OH! No, that was it. I turned right onto Mayfield and he went straight. Why?"

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST 100% ANTI-CLIMACTIC STORY TELLER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

Maybe he's more climatic in other areas; Leave the man alone.

[DON SVO]

Maybe he's more climatic in other areas; Leave the man alone.

Climatic? He's a fuckin' engineer, he's not a weatherman. He would only tell you half the story about a huge frontal boundary and build it up to be some monster storm that never arrives, then not even mention it the next morning when NOTHING happens. He'd be a horrible weatherman. Horrible.

[Forever_frost]

Climatic? He's a fuckin' engineer, he's not a weatherman. He would only tell you half the story about a huge frontal boundary and build it up to be some monster storm that never arrives, then not even mention it the next morning when NOTHING happens. He'd be a horrible weatherman. Horrible.

I thought that's what all weathermen did.

As for the conclusion of the story, she turned bright red and took off to bed. My brother took off a bit later. I just thought I'd share with yall something that amused me.

[347Mike]

You sure showed them! Whenever I'm taught a lesson I prefer a good nap with my favorite down pillow.

[Kart21]

That's just not cool.

Had a brother in law hang himself.

Drugs.

Screwed up my syster for years.

Durring calmer times talk to her some sense.

Death is forever, and screws up more than just one person.

[downshift_me]

That's just not cool.

Had a brother in law hang himself.

Drugs.

Screwed up my syster for years.

Durring calmer times talk to her some sense.

Death is forever, and screws up more than just one person.

Are you attempting a Haiku?

[Moose242]

You should put "I got shot in the head once while in the military" in your sig so as to eliminate the need to make threads like this.

[Cooter]

You should put "I got shot in the head once while in the military" in your sig so as to eliminate the need to make threads like this.

You should put "I'm a trust-fund douche whistle" in your sig so as to eliminate the need to make posts

[Moose242]

You should put "I'm a trust-fund douche whistle" in your sig so as to eliminate the need to make posts

I will when I repeatedly make threads explicitly to insinuate such a thing.