Seriously, talk me out of buy a Cooper Works Mini Cooper

[YALE]

What Cooter said, or a 135i.

[Nash B.]

What Cooter said, or a 135i.

Why not 335i?

[line-em-up]

I heard that the squirrels are expensive to feed.

[Rick Modena]

They are notoriously pieces of crap. We tow a lot of them since Moritz has a Mini dealer in Arlington. I've towed all kinds too. Literally almost brand new to gently used to higher mileage. I can tell you most owners love them but complain of the reliability. I would never own one bc of how often we tow them. Stay away from them!

That ain't no shit, my buddy owns a wrecker service too, Mini Coopers and MB are real peices of shit. The MB cars when it rains, water somehow gets into one of the CPUs and the car dies out, no power no nothing, just a high dollar hunk of shit dead on the road.

[War Machine]

The auto transmissions suck dick in those

[BLAKE]

Sopposed to be fun and I like the styling. I've never owned on though. I have friends that love them, but theirs are all under warranty.

[racrguy]

A friend of mine owns a supercharged S model. I'm always having to work on that mothefucker for him. It's a slot car, but fuck any kind of maintenance on them. Eg belts and hoses. Fuck that. Save your money, buy something else.

[YALE]

Why not 335i?

Same engine, less weight.

[Nash B.]

Same engine, less weight.

From my research, the 135i is not much quicker and doesn't handle as well.

[yellowstang]

Save yourself $14K and buy a Fox +$4K in mods, faster and cheaper!

[racrguy]

Save yourself $14K and buy a Fox +$4K in mods, faster and cheaper!

Fucking Werd.

[BradM]

Save yourself $14K and buy a Fox +$4K in mods, faster and cheaper!

This option leaves you with far less people screaming "FAGGOT" at you.

[Slowhand]

Tons of fun. Deal with the out of warranty costs. Few things are as much fun as a daily driver.

That said, the interior quality doesn't stand up that well over time, which is pretty much my only bugaboo with them.

[Nash B.]

This option leaves you with far less people screaming "FAGGOT" at you.

Try taking the penis out of your mouth next time?

That said, the interior quality doesn't stand up that well over time, which is pretty much my only bugaboo with them.

Reported for racial slur!

[Pokulski-Blatz]

Why not buy a classic Mini? 20k will buy you a really nice example.

http://www.minimania.com/cars4sale/11236/1971_Mini_Cooper_Sedan