Drunkenly fleeing from the cops in a Powerwheels while pantlesss?

[talisman]

Oh, we've all been there.


We know what you're thinking: this had to have happened in Florida. For once, a barefoot drunk woman with no pants on crashing her car into a trailer and trying to ditch the cops in some kid's Powerwheels didn't go down in the Sunshine State. It happened in the Natural State: Arkansas.


When they finally did catch her (maybe the toy truck's battery died a little and slowed her down), police said Jamie Jeanette Craft was "irate." She had crashed her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home, then, in an apparent panic over causing the accident, stole the Powerwheels for her getaway.

Craft's blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit. Go figure.

[downshift_me]

I thought this was going to involve you. I'm disappointed.

[dee]

Imagine that Arkansas and a mobile home.

[Snatch Napkin]

Damn, she looks familiar.

[Ted]

I'm reallly torn as to whether I want to see pantless pics or not.

[grove rat]

is it me or is florida filled with crazy people?

[bcoop]

is it me or is florida filled with crazy people?

Arkansas buddy. Arkansas.

[talisman]

Arkansas buddy. Arkansas.

Florida is filled with Crazy People though. Just read some Carl Hiaasen or Dave Barry.

[grove rat]

damn it that is the second time i have done that in 2 days.. i need a break from work

[diablo rojo]

1. Pontiac Grand Am
2. Crashing into a mobile home
3. Fleeing in a Power Wheels
4. Pantless
5. While drunk

.....so much win!

[KBScobravert]

She knows how to have a good time. That is obvious.

[Scott Mc]

Damn, she looks familiar.

Damn, I am sorry....

[Sean88gt]

I'm reallly torn as to whether I want to see pantless pics or not.

I may regret it later, but I'm going for yes.


I do have a feeling that it looks like that bacon wrapped pork loin, sectioned and sliced and absolutely hammered with bad decisions and life mistakes.

[Frank]

1. Pontiac Grand Am
2. Crashing into a mobile home
3. Fleeing in a Power Wheels
4. Pantless
5. While drunk

.....so much win!

I was fully expecting to hear Randy Travis was fighting with her over who would drive the Power Wheels....also pantless and drunk.

[SOLOW55]

I thought Mindy died ?