wife kids or not poll

[Probie]

I do not remember this.

That's because Jenn was gonna do it.

[bcoop]

The Sean slap wasn't foreplay.

The slaps I'm talking about weren't either. I usually get slapped, then after a few more drinks they find me irresistible.


But I do enjoy a playful romp in the bedroom, too.

[Snatch Napkin]

I do not remember this.

I do. This was in Waffle Shoppe when Yale and I tried everything we could do to keep all conversations within the boundaries of a probable assault case.

Do you recall the tweaking prostitute that was in the corner behind Jenn's right shoulder? I used her for A LOT of filler and distraction from stressing dialogue.

But I do enjoy a playful romp in the bedroom, too.

My brother from another mother.

[racrguy]

I do. This was in Waffle Shoppe when Yale and I tried everything we could do to keep all conversations within the boundaries of a probable assault case.

Do you recall the tweaking prostitute that was in the corner behind Jenn's right shoulder? I used her for A LOT of filler and distraction from stressing dialogue.

Nope. I do remember having waffles, that's about it.

[Treasure Chest]

I do not remember this.

That's because you get more annoying the closer you get to blackout. I came really close to coming across the table and ramming my fork through your eyeball. I'm pretty sure I warned Robert and Yale of my mental state in that moment. I was so done with you that I could actually imagine what it was going to feel like when I did it.

[Snatch Napkin]

Yale and I were very aware of the volatility. This is the reason we were on the opposite side of the table from you two.

[Sean88gt]

Amateurs. You're not a man until you've had a drink thrown in your face.

I thought this was confirmation to press harder?

[racrguy]

That's because you get more annoying the closer you get to blackout. I came really close to coming across the table and ramming my fork through your eyeball. I'm pretty sure I warned Robert and Yale of my mental state in that moment. I was so done with you that I could actually imagine what it was going to feel like when I did it.

[Snatch Napkin]

I still chuckle at the whole scenario. The settings, plot, and improvisation were on fucking point!!

[Probie]

That's because Jenn was gonna do it.

Nailed it.

[GeorgeG.]

That's because you get more annoying the closer you get to blackout. I came really close to coming across the table and ramming my fork through your eyeball. I'm pretty sure I warned Robert and Yale of my mental state in that moment. I was so done with you that I could actually imagine what it was going to feel like when I did it.

<---note to self: do NOT, mess with this woman.

[Unicorn Jeff]

<---note to self: do NOT, mess with this woman.

She isnt scary... but if you do get scared get some refried beans and threaten her with em! Btw where this application for your daughter!?!?!?

[GeorgeG.]

She isnt scary... but if you do get scared get some refried beans and threaten her with em! Btw where this application for your daughter!?!?!?

haha! I'm drafting it up. I have standards though so it's going to be a long process.

[69gto]

divorced got the kids and the house hell yes!!!

[Unicorn Jeff]

haha! I'm drafting it up. I have standards though so it's going to be a long process.

Standards??? What kind of standards are we talking about!