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  • Wichita Falls here I come!!!!!!!!!!!
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
      Wichita Falls here I come!!!!!!!!!!!
      you'd have better luck in Corpus dancing to cumbia!

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      • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
        Nooooooo......they've both had sex, they just don't get repeat business and don't have a decent closing ratio. Kimmy and I were talking about it a few weeks ago. Ben will be fine once he's in the FD. Chicks fuck firemen regardless of how bad their game is. Sean is just SOL....you could take that mofo up to Wichita Falls, where the pussy is desperate for anyone that looks like a half viable escape plan, and he still couldn't close. The most action he saw out here was getting the fuck slapped out of him by me several times.
        That was enjoyable.

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        • Amateurs. You're not a man until you've had a drink thrown in your face.

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          • Originally posted by talisman View Post
            Amateurs. You're not a man until you've had a drink thrown in your face.
            I haven't had the misfortune of having that done to me, yet.

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            • Originally posted by racrguy View Post
              I haven't had the misfortune of having that done to me, yet.
              Then you are not proficient at testing(and surpassing)boundaries.

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              • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                Amateurs. You're not a man until you've had a drink thrown in your face.
                And waste alcohol?? No one is worth alcohol abuse.

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                • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                  And waste alcohol?? No one is worth alcohol abuse.

                  Exactly. That's what makes it such an accomplishment!

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                  • Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                    Pretty much. Running your fingers through that jewfro really makes all of my worries melt away.
                    The jewfro is no mo......

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                    • A+ thread.

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                      • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        Exactly. That's what makes it such an accomplishment!
                        I have had a drink thrown in my face, at least two dozen times. But I'd rather get slapped hard as fuck. Little do they know, that slap provides motivation for the hate fuck the little slut is going to receive once she realizes she wants to fuck me. Usually doesn't take very long.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          I have had a drink thrown in my face, at least two dozen times. But I'd rather get slapped hard as fuck. Little do they know, that slap provides motivation for the hate fuck the little slut is going to receive once she realizes she wants to fuck me. Usually doesn't take very long.

                          I've been slapped a couple of times, but I feel the drink toss is the ultimate test. You gotta figure most average shitty chick drinks at a bar run about $6. If she is willing to pay to let me know how much I've pissed her off, well, that there is something to be proud of!

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                          • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                            I always knew you were a bottom.

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                            • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              I have had a drink thrown in my face, at least two dozen times. But I'd rather get slapped hard as fuck. Little do they know, that slap provides motivation for the hate fuck the little slut is going to receive once she realizes she wants to fuck me. Usually doesn't take very long.
                              The Sean slap wasn't foreplay. He almost found himself stabbed with a fork a bit later in the night.

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                              • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                                The Sean slap wasn't foreplay. He almost found himself stabbed with a fork a bit later in the night.
                                I do not remember this.

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