All the nuts roll downhill to Florida.

[talisman]

Florida Man Torched Girlfriend's Car And Then Had Sex With Her On A Beach FLORIDA

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have a tale of modern love -- Florida style.

Police in Jacksonville Beach, Florida on Monday arrested David Charles Aiuppy after they say he set fire to his girlfriend's car during a domestic dispute. But that didn't stop them from making up and then having sex on the beach in the middle of the afternoon in plain view of other people, according to First Coast News.

Aiuppy, 29 (Really, 29? Lot of city miles on that dude) is facing charges of arson to a vehicle and exposure of sexual organs. His lady friend, 31-year-old Kathy Lynn Granone, faces the latter charge as well as a count of resisting an officer.

Police say the two were having an argument in their vehicle just before 6 p.m. Monday. Granone left the car and started walking toward the beach. That's when Aiuppy followed her, but not before he set the car on fire first. Police were called out when the two were caught having sex on the beach a few minutes later.

Love, man. It's a beautiful thing.

[01vnms4v]

Trailer park trash right there

[Forever_frost]

Love is a many splendid thing. All you need is love.

[Roscoe]

Pics of "in the act"? wait.... on second thought.........

Yeah, pics?

[Trip McNeely]

It puts the lotion on the skin!

[helosailor]

Those two must have wandered down from Atlantic Beach of Neptune Beach.

[mstng86]

Krazy kris?

[LaserSVT]

So was the car a Fiero or Firebird?

[Big A]

So was the car a Fiero or Firebird?

It was a burnt orange metallic Sunfire.

[YALE]

Soooo.... Jacksonville is just as shitty as I remember?

[bcoop]

Soooo.... Jacksonville is just as shitty as I remember?

I don't think it is. There are some weirdos, but you get that in any beach town.

[Slowhand]

[talisman]

It was a burnt orange metallic Sunfire.

With no hubcaps and peeling tint.

[talisman]

Think I'll just start regularly updating this thread rather than start a new one every time something bizarre happens in Florida.


CUDJOE KEY, Fla. (CBS/WFOR) Megan Barnes was driving while doing what?!?!

No, the 37-year-old woman wasn't on her cellphone. She wasn't texting, either.

The Florida Highway Patrol says Ms. Barnes was driving while shaving - there's more - driving while shaving her, uh, "bikini area." Well, that's what the cops call it.

It might not surprise you to learn that during Barnes' ride on the razor's edge, she allegedly crashed into the backup of a pickup truck in Cudjoe Key, Fla, according to CBS affiliate WFOR. Then, she and her ex-husband reportedly drove another half-mile before being pulled over last Tuesday morning.

We're told the ex-husband was actually doing the steering -- from the passenger seat, of course.

Patrol officers say they determined that in addition to this bit of "landscaping" behind the wheel, Barnes was already driving with a suspended license, just one day after she was convicted of driving under the influence.

Now, for her apparent adventure with blade in hand, throw in charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, and driving without insurance. The good news, nobody was seriously hurt.

Trooper Gary Dunick, describing what Ms. Barnes was thinking, explained, "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit."

[Vertnut]

So this broad is driving along on a newly suspended license, with her ex-husband in the car, shaving her snatch so she can meet her boyfriend? Classy!