$350.00 ticket for farting in class?

[ELVIS]

i'd shit on the teachers desk.

god bless.

[downshift_me]

Thats BS, So what happens if he doesnt pay it? They punish the parents for the kids actions knowing damn well there is no way the kid has the money to pay that.

I see your point if it was an accident. However, there are people who lack parenting skills and expect teachers to work miracles with their heathen. Typically, once it hits the parent where it hurts they tend to wake up and parent.

Tali, you just wake up a fiesty old fart, dontcha?

[TeeShock]

He should go to jail for attempted manslaughter by asphyxiation. Lucky he only got a ticket.

I used to swallow gallons of air just so I could rip insane large farts after lunch everyday.

[talisman]

I see your point if it was an accident. However, there are people who lack parenting skills and expect teachers to work miracles with their heathen. Typically, once it hits the parent where it hurts they tend to wake up and parent.

Tali, you just wake up a fiesty old fart, dontcha?

I'm up at 5:30am every day. Just giving Officer Bimbeau the Newbomb Turk treatment since farting is such serious business.

[no4njnk]

I have been told I may have a mild case of IBS, I would love to take this to court. You fine me for a medical condition?

And yeah I would crop dust that teacher every chance I got. May even go full monkey and start flinging crap at her.

[03trubluGT]

It's not the farting that's the issue. It could have been belching or making some other repeated, disrupting action.

It just happens that farting was the mechanism in this case.

[DallasSleeper]

This whole situation just stinks

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'm up at 5:30am every day. Just giving Officer Bimbeau the Newbomb Turk treatment since farting is such serious business.

I have to take up for the flatfoot here, you dont get a ticket for JUST ripping one.

It's not the farting that's the issue. It could have been belching or making some other repeated, disrupting action.

It just happens that farting was the mechanism in this case.

Something like that.

[Broncojohnny]

I guess sneezing is probably a felony now.

I would just sue the school, they seem to get the point real quick when you do that.

[ELVIS]

It's not the farting that's the issue. It could have been belching or making some other repeated, disrupting action.

It just happens that farting was the mechanism in this case.

it also could not have been.

god bless.

[KBScobravert]

Everyone likes their own brew.

[ceyko]

I don't care if he a mariachi band coming out his ass, you don't fine 350 dollars for farting. If it's that bad, in-school suspension up to out of school...detention, those sort of things. I get it that some kids over do it, I did and a lot of others did. 350 dollars is retarded.

[Buick355]

Can you even fine a minor for disrupting class? And was there a cop sitting in class? Doesn't make sense.

[Sean88gt]

Land of the free.....

[racrguy]

Land of the free.....

No shit. I don't give a damn if a kid busts ass ever 15 seconds, you don't write him a ticket for 350.