Bag my mom?

[downshift_me]

Well this was an interesting read.

[Sean88gt]

I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Isn't she like 17? Out late? WTF?

Jeff, really? You're doing it wrong. She's waaaaaaay too trainable and you're fucking it up for the next shmoe.

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

[MattB]

I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

No, but he gave his Mom Arabian goggles, and she's probably 450+, so he's getting closer.

[Sean88gt]

Load bearing!

[VaderTT]

Whaaaat? You won't be near as fun if you've gotta drive! I nominate Jeffery!

True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

You've got to start younger, then.

[Unicorn Jeff]

True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.

Eh, slapping stupid bitches isn't considered beating. It was just a playfully HARD slap with a VERY pissed off face that you gave her

[bcoop]

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

[MattB]

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!

[talisman]

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!

These men know their shit.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I've already kicked her to the curb!

[racrguy]

I've already kicked her to the curb!

Damn shame, she was cute too.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Damn shame, she was cute too.

Who says we're not still fuckin?


Btw you should roll out with us Friday.

[bcoop]

I've already kicked her to the curb!

Want to pass along her number? It's been too many women since I nailed a red head.



You can have her back after I'm done. Only need her for a couple hours.