Bag my mom?

[racrguy]

I've already kicked her to the curb!

Damn shame, she was cute too.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I've already kicked her to the curb!

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!

These men know their shit.

[MattB]

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!

[bcoop]

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

[Unicorn Jeff]

True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.

Eh, slapping stupid bitches isn't considered beating. It was just a playfully HARD slap with a VERY pissed off face that you gave her

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

You've got to start younger, then.

[VaderTT]

Whaaaat? You won't be near as fun if you've gotta drive! I nominate Jeffery!

True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.

[Sean88gt]

Load bearing!

[MattB]

I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

No, but he gave his Mom Arabian goggles, and she's probably 450+, so he's getting closer.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Isn't she like 17? Out late? WTF?

Jeff, really? You're doing it wrong. She's waaaaaaay too trainable and you're fucking it up for the next shmoe.

Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

[Sean88gt]

I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

[downshift_me]

Well this was an interesting read.

[MattB]

I'll pick you up, I'm probably DD'ing anyways.

Whaaaat? You won't be near as fun if you've gotta drive! I nominate Jeffery!

[Mike]

Isn't she like 17? Out late? WTF?



I must have missed the original idiot claiming to be Chris. I should go dig that up and read it.

Here ya go

Oh for fucks sake forget it. I'm Chris. CHRIS!! You know, the one that pissed off everyone by selling the old domain name? Meaning that I am Dan Bishop. Well, the fake Dan Bishop anyway. Not the real one. Jesus. I'm glad you guys aren't detectives or anything. Why the fuck do you think I switched my, and justinsn95's avatar to loving canada right then? ... man...

Now that you know who this is, if any of you mother fuckers fucking call me and hang up or ask me stupid ass questions or flood my email, I'll fucking tell you to piss off.

good luck with that one dumbfuck

You're not chris

Yeah I know I'm Dan Bishop lol. Right?

we know

What if I post up the transfer info (basically the invoice) for the sale of the old business (obviously with account numbers edited out, you can suck it if you think I'm posting that info) with the reason for the transfer, (which names the old domain name) and the amount transferred, and from whom to whom? Would that be enough to convince you?

I just talked to chris last week, I promise you aren't him

Oh? And did you ask him about all these goings on? Hmm. Now how would I have this paper right next to me in my filing cabinet then? Want to see it?

that's the best you could come up with?!??! LMFAO!!!!

we're supposed to believe that you've been trolling a fake username since 2003 or so on multiple forums just to set up this amazing hoodwink job on all of us?

ok "Chris", what color car did you have back when we attended that dyno day together? What cylinder heads did you have on it? and what did I borrow from you that fell out of the back of my car while street racing? oh, and what car was I driving at that dyno day?

nope, i didn't

or, where did the first fundraiser for the board take place? who was there?

Keep going...

or where did you meet me when I bought those tires from you back in 2001ish?

a little more then I'll answer all of them. everyone else come up with some questions too