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  • Well this was an interesting read.

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    • I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

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      • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        Isn't she like 17? Out late? WTF?
        Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
        Jeff, really? You're doing it wrong. She's waaaaaaay too trainable and you're fucking it up for the next shmoe.
        Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways

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        • Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
          I'm dying to know, did he ever bag his truck?!

          No, but he gave his Mom Arabian goggles, and she's probably 450+, so he's getting closer.

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          • Load bearing!

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            • Originally posted by MattB View Post
              Whaaaat? You won't be near as fun if you've gotta drive! I nominate Jeffery!
              True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.
              Ded

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              • Originally posted by aCid View Post
                Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways
                You've got to start younger, then.
                Men have become the tools of their tools.
                -Henry David Thoreau

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                • Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                  True, but I don't want to beat women this time, so I can't get too drunk.
                  Eh, slapping stupid bitches isn't considered beating. It was just a playfully HARD slap with a VERY pissed off face that you gave her

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                  • Originally posted by aCid View Post
                    Nah she's 22!!! She's already set in her ways
                    Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.

                      Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!

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                      • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        Clearly, the only option is to get rid of her. If she's complaining about being out late at 22, she's going to have you in bed no later than 7pm by the time you're 28.
                        Originally posted by MattB View Post
                        Yep. You'll be watching Matlock & Murder She Wrote before bed, beating-off to Angela Landsbury pics within the next 10 years. Walk away!


                        These men know their shit.

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                        • I've already kicked her to the curb!

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                          • Originally posted by aCid View Post
                            I've already kicked her to the curb!
                            Damn shame, she was cute too.

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                            • Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                              Damn shame, she was cute too.
                              Who says we're not still fuckin?


                              Btw you should roll out with us Friday.

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                              • Originally posted by aCid View Post
                                I've already kicked her to the curb!
                                Want to pass along her number? It's been too many women since I nailed a red head.



                                You can have her back after I'm done. Only need her for a couple hours.
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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