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  • Danica Patrick takes pole

    I also snickered at "Danica Patrick sits on pole"
    http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

  • #2
    Owned the pole
    WRX

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    • #3
      LOL...

      She is a decent driver, when there are no other cars on the track. It's when you put her in a field of cars that she stumbles...
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      • #4
        Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
        LOL...

        She is a decent driver, when there are no other cars on the track. It's when you put her in a field of cars that she stumbles...
        I doubt she lasts long up front in the Duel race or in the 500.
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        • #5
          After the race it will be "Danica took the pole and finished in the rear"

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          • #6
            As a fellow Indy driver once said after she caused a multiple car crash after loosing control of her car coming out of the pits- "She belongz in zee kitchen!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pHILSANITY07 View Post
              I doubt she lasts long up front in the Duel race or in the 500.
              Shouldn't she just lay low in the Dual race since she keeps pole no matter what?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                Shouldn't she just lay low in the Dual race since she keeps pole no matter what?
                I'd suggest trying to race up front with the other fast cars and see if they can work with her.
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                • #9
                  I'd like to give her my pole. No shower either, straight out the car and into the RV, yeah I'm dirty like that...
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #10
                    She has gotten better looking as well, since she lost a lot of weight. She only weighs 110lbs now.

                    My type of chick!

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                    • #11
                      it's like racing go-karts and that is if pick the one up front to race in it's most likely gonna be finishing in the top ten.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by scootro View Post
                        it's like racing go-karts and that is if pick the one up front to race in it's most likely gonna be finishing in the top ten.
                        Not at Daytona. You can start out front, but with the draft you can go from 1st to 15th in one lap.
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                        • #13
                          Women can't drive. She belongs on the pole, I'd watch that.

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                          • #14
                            I will bet she wrecks in first 100 laps of the 500. Also complains to why It happened.
                            Some cars and a bike...

                            Some say... they have been raced, some a lot

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                            • #15
                              On theChive today lol

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