Door raped was while I was in it,

[NorthwoodDavid]

You cannot tell a story worth a fucking shit. Please do not ever post one again. I'm going to go attempt to have a horse kick me to fix my crossed eyes.

Don't kid your self, we know that is not going to help.

How does a door get raped? I don't get it.

Just a door ding to most people I suppose. This lady just happen to keep pushing, or at least that's what it felt like.

You just posted a story about getting one upped by that piece of trash? I'd be too ashamed to admit it.

Eh, I wasn't aware of any other options that would be worth taking at the time.

[NorthwoodDavid]

I would've just waited until she was in the store, then busted out all her windows.

I fucking hate rude, inconsiderate fucks that don't respect others' property. "No big deal huh? Oops, there goes your back window.

Your way of thinking makes sense, I pondered the idea for some time lol

[scootro]

well thats not nice

[reytx1]

Wtf? 18 replies and nobody has asked for pictures of the girlfriend?!!!!

[MILK]

^^^^ He is right!! OP GF titts or GTFO!!

[krazy kris]

This exact thing happened to me one day at the grocery store. Long story short he got pissed that I called him out on it. He ran his mouth so I slung my door open so hard the window on his caprice shattered.

[downshift_me]

I'm not sure what's more confusing this thread or the person who called me, because they do not know where to put oil in their car.....or the fact you need to drain the old and replace the filter.

[krazy kris]

I'm not sure what's more confusing this thread or the person who called me, because they do not know where to put oil in their car.....or the fact you need to drain the old and replace the filter.

Justin?

[TexasT]

I'm not sure what's more confusing this thread or the person who called me, because they do not know where to put oil in their car.....or the fact you need to drain the old and replace the filter.

It goes in that hole with the 710 looking cover on it. They knew it is under the hood right?

[downshift_me]

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Justin?

Lol, no. Apparently the "battery" light was on and when I asked for a pic it's an engine light. I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry or thank my lucky stars I'm not that stupid.

[downshift_me]

It goes in that hole with the 710 looking cover on it. They knew it is under the hood right?

My answer was going to be the clear container with 2 squares and a line going through it....oil was so bad it turned into bright blue water.

[YALE]

Excuse the grammar and the hard to read spacing.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

How does a door get raped? I don't get it.

And he was IN the door while it was being raped. Must have been quite traumatic.

[Captain Crawfish]

exactly why i dont park anywhere where these people do. they dont care about your car/truck. i will walk 100 yds before i park by elephants and ignorant mofo's who slam car doors into your property.

[SS Junk]

She is Asian, and her back tire was slightly on the inside of the yellow line.
-I’m thinking this monkey...

She's over the line then her shit deserves to get dinged. Learn how to fucking park. It's really far simpler than driving. Takes hardly any skill whatsoever. If it were me I'd tell you to go fuck yourself as well. Oh, and you sir, are a racist.