50 Sure Signs That Texas is Actually Utopia

[Vertnut]

Barton fucking Springs.

Spent more of my youth there than I care to confess too.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Shit, true. Austin twice, but nowhere else.

You didnt stop in west at the Chech Stop?

[Trip McNeely]

I like Texas and will always be a native, but for the outdoorsman and summer/fall/spring weather, nothing beats rural PA. You can hike, bike, hunt on public game land, kayak, fish, ski/snowboard. It's like another culture as far as that stuff goes. It does have its drawbacks like winter and such though. The views are amazing as well.

[VaderTT]

You didnt stop in west at the Chech Stop?

Last time for BS I forgot and first time, we went to reggae fest, so I forgot.

[blue85350]

I went to Oklahoma once..... That was enough for me to decide Texas was home.

[YALE]

Last time for BS I forgot and first time, we went to reggae fest, so I forgot.

How in the fuck can you be herbally enhanced, and not stop there? Fuck that math up too many times, and the universe will collapse in on itself.

[Vertnut]

You didnt stop in west at the Chech Stop?

The Village Bakery downtown was always my favorite. It'e really turned to shit, but I'm going back when oven-fresh kolaches were $3.50 a dozen.

[AdRock]

One thing they left out of that list........

Tubing on the river. Cold beer, hot women, and cooking yourself in the front while getting tube rash on the back, but being drunk enough that you don't give a shit about either one.

Personally, I haven't traveled extensively, but I did spend a year in Wyoming . I love it here in San Antonio, and will be a Texan till the day I die.

Why San antonio?

I was born here.

No winters and liberal nutfucks like the northeast.
No earthquakes and liberal nutfucks like California.
No tornados like the Midwest.
No hurricanes like the coastline.
No floods like the southeastern states.

1 month of winter
1 month of spring
1 month of fall
9 months of summer.

Fuck yeah, I don't plan on living anywhere else.

[AMJ]

Ive been to oklahoma and new mexico and fuck that ill never leave texas again.I got a buddy from nebraska who will not go back he's 72 yrs old hes been all over the us and said texas was home for him.

[grove rat]

lived on the east coast and lived on the west coast, no thanks. the west coast would be a lot nicer if they weren't so liberal about EVERYTHING

oh and lmfao @ dohctr.. we all knew you would puss out and come crawling back. good thing for you this place forgets things

[Moose242]

oh and lmfao @ dohctr.. we all knew you would puss out and come crawling back. good thing for you this place forgets things

I have no plans on coming back in the near future. I am going to do my year here (or more if I get a visa extension) and then maybe do a year in Europe or Argentina. Who knows, I am young and I want to see as much of the world as I can before I decide to settle down.

[jdgregory84]

I'm the opposite. I've always said that people who are die hard loyal Texans have never experienced the greatness of other states and cities. It's so dull here. I'd take anything in the northeast over here, hell I'd take Seattle, San Fran, Denver, etc etc. But I've grown to like it here, and the cost of living kicks the SHIT out of anywhere else in the country right now. To each their own right? I didn't grow up here, and I'd move if it was feasible. But Texas is pretty cool in its own right. I just prefer nature, seasons, and cool cities. Not flat land, 100 degree summers, and fair weather sports fans.

You live in North Texas where it's flat and boring. Hill Country is where it's at. There are so many cool natural...whatevers in Central Texas. Then there are mountains in the West/Northwest, lakes, an ocean. Texas has it all. Just depends on which part you're in. DFW has to build shit for there to be things to do. Other places just have it.

[grove rat]

I have no plans on coming back in the near future. I am going to do my year here (or more if I get a visa extension) and then maybe do a year in Europe or Argentina. Who knows, I am young and I want to see as much of the world as I can before I decide to settle down.

if you would have said you were going to travel the world my response would have been: "fuck some euro bitches in da ass"

but you posted this instead

I have secured a one year visa to live and work in Australia and just booked my plane ticket today. On January 13th I will depart Dallas, potentially forever. If I can obtain citizenship in Australia (which I will actively try to do) and this nation elects another Democrat scumbag in 2016 and the nation continues on its current path with no signs of recovery, then I will formally renounce my United States Citizenship.

where does it say anything about traveling and seeing the world?

oh and i thought you were all super gi joe with all your fully automatic weapons.. what's the matter too afraid to fight with those guns when the time comes?

[VaderTT]

Start a new thread dude.

[grove rat]

ha i will drop the entire subject completely when he admits to running and the "travel the world" bit is just bs