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  • 50 Sure Signs That Texas is Actually Utopia

    Fucking PREACH IT, buzzfeed!
    Disclaimer: I don't care if there are three threads about this below this one. It's that good.

    Texas is the best place on Earth, and real humble about it to boot. Here are 50 of the 10,000 things that make it special.
    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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    Greatness!
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    • #3
      Jooooooooooooooooooose CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        The more traveling I do, the more I realize that I want to settle down in Texas and be burried there. It's home and always will be.
        Originally posted by lincolnboy
        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
          The more traveling I do, the more I realize that I want to settle down in Texas and be burried there. It's home and always will be.
          Says the guy currently giving a kangaroo a reach-around in Australia.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
            The more traveling I do, the more I realize that I want to settle down in Texas and be burried there. It's home and always will be.
            You aren't allowed back now, foreigner!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
              The more traveling I do, the more I realize that I want to settle down in Texas and be burried there. It's home and always will be.
              our toilets flush the correct way here.
              "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

              -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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              • #8
                I love to travel. Wish I could do it even more. But I like having DFW as a home base to come back to.

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                • #9
                  I need to start exploring Texas, I haven't left DFW since I moved here.
                  Ded

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    I love to travel. Wish I could do it even more. But I like having DFW as a home base to come back to.
                    Agreed, I spent 10 years in other states and countries but could not wait to be back here.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                      I need to start exploring Texas, I haven't left DFW since I moved here.
                      Bullshit. I recall shenanigans in Austin.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                        I need to start exploring Texas, I haven't left DFW since I moved here.


                        Brian Setzer, foo!

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                        • #13
                          I was born a Texan and I will die a Texan. Every state or country I have been to cant hold a candle.

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                          • #14
                            Barton fucking Springs.
                            DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                            • #15
                              Never plan to leave.

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