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    'Smash, smash, smash': TV interview of mystery hero Kai the 'surfer dude' takes the web by storm after he stops crazed driver with a hatchet

    A local news report has made an online superstar of a well-intentioned hitch-hiker who saved three people from a crazed driver ranting that he was Jesus Christ - and who then disappeared.

    In the breathless, expletive-ridden interview given by homeless Kai, he explains how he used his own hatchet to subdue the racist driver after he attacked a utility worker and then two female bystanders in Fresno, California.

    Having hitched a ride from the unhinged driver on Saturday, affable Kai has rocketed to fame with his 'Smash, smash, smash' line in the news report as he demonstrates the way he stopped 54-year-old Jett Simmons McBride.

    In his incredible interview which has been seen by over a million people online, Kai who describes himself as 'straight out of Dogtown', explains that he was in the passenger seat after being picked up, when 300 pound, six-foot-plus McBride began to make wild and racist comments.
    'The driver's like, ‘You know what? I’ve come to realize I’m Jesus Christ and I can do anything I f*****g want to and, watch this! and then drove his Oldsmobile straight into a Pacific Gas and Electric worker
    who was African American.

    Pinning the man against his truck, McBride then exited his car and began to pull the injured man away from the bind, risking further injury.

    Kai, the homeless hitchhiker then witnessed two women, Tanya Baker and her daughter, Ginger Miller Parraza rush over to help.

    'These two women are trying to help him, and this guy runs up and tries to grab one of them, man,' said Kai to local news reporter.

    'A guy that big can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick.'

    'So I f*****g ran up behind him with a hatchet. Smash, smash, smash!'

    The two women credited Kai with saving their lives and that of the pinned down utility worker, as he kept McBride occupied before the sheriff's arrived.

    'My mom ran over to the driver to make sure he was OK because we thought maybe it was just an accident or something, and I ran straight to the PG&E man,' said Ginger.

    'The guy just went crazy and was trying to pull the guy from the car and the truck. Then he gets in the car and tries to move the car and that. And we weren't going to let him do it,' said Tonya.

    'He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us, but we have to get... he used the 'N,' word meaning the black people, and he said we need to get them off the Earth.'

    'Then he put me in a bear hug and started beating the crap out of me, for what reason? We still don't know.'

    Despite his heroic actions, Kai was modest in the interview about what he did.

    'That woman was in danger, he had just finished what looked like at the time, killing somebody, and if I hadn't of done that he would have killed more people.'

    'I was like bro, if you are Jesus Christ, I will be the anti-Christ then'


    'It was like the biggest wave I have ever ridden in my life.'

    The PG&E worker was rushed to the hospital with two broken legs; the driver was also removed from the scene with non-life-threatening injuries. He is currently in police custody and has been charged with attempted murder.

    Asked what he was going to do next, Kai replied that he would like to go surfing.

    Enjoyed online not just for doing the right thing, Kai's initial speech as he opens the interview is gaining widespread praise too.

    He says that everyone is valuable and 'worthwhile,' regardless of 'looks, skills, or age, your size of anything.'

    Kai refused to give a surname to his interviewer, but did say he was from West Virginia, before he left the scene of the incident in search of his next port of call.



    Take the time to watch all 6 min of this interview. Completely awesome on many levels








    More details, pics, etc at this link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...r-hatchet.html

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    R......

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
      R......
      Motherfuckers need to learn to use coherent fucking subject lines then.

      I searched 'hatchet.' That's pretty key to this story. No results. Thread stays.

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      • #4
        I think "hitch-hiker" would have gotten you the thread you were looking for. I think that's more key to the story than "hatchet."

        Edit: I was wrong, nobody said hitch-hiker in the other thread, it was in the youtube video title.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ratt View Post
          I think "hitch-hiker" would have gotten you the thread you were looking for. I think that's more key to the story than "hatchet."

          Nope, still nothing.


          And fuck searching for any misspelled possibilities that someone could come up with.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
            Nope, still nothing.


            And fuck searching for any misspelled possibilities that someone could come up with.
            I ninja-edited. I see your point, but then again I don't care about reposts.

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            • #7
              yeah, I see the other thread now...


              with its title that has nothing to do with anything.


              i think that's my only bitch about this place. nondescript titles.


              Jesus could come back and the first thread here about it would just be titled "LOL This is awesome!"


              Still leaving this thread up on principle

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              • #8
                Hitchicker?
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
                  yeah, I see the other thread now...


                  with its title that has nothing to do with anything.


                  i think that's my only bitch about this place. nondescript titles.


                  Jesus could come back and the first thread here about it would just be titled "LOL This is awesome!"


                  Still leaving this thread up on principle
                  If it makes you feel better, your thread is far superior.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
                    yeah, I see the other thread now...


                    with its title that has nothing to do with anything.


                    i think that's my only bitch about this place. nondescript titles.


                    Jesus could come back and the first thread here about it would just be titled "LOL This is awesome!"


                    Still leaving this thread up on principle

                    WTF, the principle had a hatchet and picked up a hitch hiker?

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                    • #11
                      'That woman was in danger, he had just finished what looked like at the time, killing somebody, and if I hadn't of done that he would have killed more people.'
                      God damn, this shit is leaking into journalism.
                      Men have become the tools of their tools.
                      -Henry David Thoreau

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BERNIE MOSFET View Post
                        God damn, this shit is leaking into journalism.
                        It was a direct quote from the hitchhiker, not the journalist.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
                          It was a direct quote from the hitchhiker, not the journalist.
                          The guy said "hadn't have."

                          It makes zero sense to quote it as hadn't of unless we're now accepting it as alternative diction to the intended hadn't have.
                          Men have become the tools of their tools.
                          -Henry David Thoreau

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                          • #14
                            Maybe I missed something here. But did he kill the guy with a hatchet? ROFL! If so, its nice that he got what he deserved. Instant justice. Love it. These days, even hippies be violent lol

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                            • #15
                              You miss something all over the place, not just here, Dan Bishop.

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