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    on a disclaimer.

    "The Tunder CrewMax 5.7l V8 is towing far beyond its published towing capacity in a one time, short distance event. Never tow beyond a vehicle's published towing capacity." Really? I thought I was going to tow the fucking shuttle around


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  • #2
    Common sense is a rarity anymore. If it's being disclaimed then it means something to that magnitude has been tried before with disastrous results which ended up in a law suit against the manufacturer.

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    • #3
      The Fiat commercial where they are driving into the ocean comes to m ind.

      Stevo
      Originally posted by SSMAN
      ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by stevo View Post
        The Fiat commercial where they are driving into the ocean comes to m ind.

        Stevo
        I wish everyone with a Fiat 500 would drive into the ocean...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ratt View Post
          I wish everyone with a Fiat 500 would drive into the ocean...
          Why the hate? I have been thinking about an Abarth for my wife to shuffle kids back and forth to school, I just haven't taken the time to go drive/look at one.

          Stevo
          Originally posted by SSMAN
          ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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          • #6
            I love the radio ads that are 15 seconds commercial and 15 seconds disclaimer spoken so fast you can't understand a single word of it.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stevo View Post
              Why the hate? I have been thinking about an Abarth for my wife to shuffle kids back and forth to school, I just haven't taken the time to go drive/look at one.

              Stevo
              The Abarth is okay, the others need to burn and die, they can't even get out of their own way (let alone mine) and they fucking dupe you out of parking spaces they're so small. You might wanna check that backseat size. I know you said for the kids, but even that's a stretch for that backseat.

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              • #8
                Subway needs a disclaimer!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by stevo View Post
                  The Fiat commercial where they are driving into the ocean comes to m ind.

                  Stevo
                  the flying Ford Fusion is another one

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                  • #10
                    apparently the raptor needs one too.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by stevo View Post
                      Why the hate? I have been thinking about an Abarth for my wife to shuffle kids back and forth to school, I just haven't taken the time to go drive/look at one.

                      Stevo
                      One of the guys at work has an Abarth. It's a pretty badass little car.
                      2004 Suzuki DL650
                      1996 Hy-Tek Hurricane 103

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                      • #12
                        I'd like to think that it's more of a legal CYA, but people really are that dumb.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                          on a disclaimer.

                          "The Tunder CrewMax 5.7l V8 is towing far beyond its published towing capacity in a one time, short distance event. Never tow beyond a vehicle's published towing capacity." Really? I thought I was going to tow the fucking shuttle around


                          http://www.trucktrend.com/features/n...r/viewall.html
                          Is it really spelled Tunder in the disclaimer?
                          DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                          • #14
                            How the fuck am I supposed to tow my goddamn shuttle around, then?
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by stevo View Post
                              Why the hate? I have been thinking about an Abarth for my wife to shuffle kids back and forth to school, I just haven't taken the time to go drive/look at one.

                              Stevo
                              I test drove one last year. I was completely underwhelmed. Maybe the Abarth is better, but the car was dangerously low on power (it did have three guys in it) and the back of the car is about three feet behind your head. I know you're sort of a big guy, it is probably not the car for you.
                              When the government pays, the government controls.

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