Don't start none, won't be none.

[A+]

Had to act a minority for a second. A Wise man once said, "don't start no shit, won't be no shit!" I just got my hair did and im driving home when I stop at a red light and this car pulls up next to me and slams the brakes. These two broads are cursing and flipping me off and I'm wondering wtf they're talking to. I'm looking around but no one else is around so for the lulz I slowly open my door and get out and say, what?! I wish I could have taken a picture of their ugly mugs, they were horrified. Seriously, what where they thinking? What if they pulled that shit on some real, crazy minority? I'm sure it wouldn't have ended well. So if your SO comes home talking about some scary looking Mexican guy tried to kill them, I didn't try to kill them and I'm not scary looking. I did have a wifebeater on because I took my itchy shirt off and I do a lot of tattoos... My bad. I should have called seb to beat them up.

[SEB]

Trouble maker

[idrivea4banger]

Pinche loco

[A+]

Where were you seb? I was escared.

[WildBill]

Had to act a minority for a second. A Wise man once said, "don't start no shit, won't be no shit!" I just got my hair did and im driving home when I stop at a red light and this car pulls up next to me and slams the brakes. These two broads are cursing and flipping me off and I'm wondering wtf they're talking to. I'm looking around but no one else is around so for the lulz I slowly open my door and get out and say, what?! I wish I could have taken a picture of their ugly mugs, they were horrified. Seriously, what where they thinking? What if they pulled that shit on some real, crazy minority? I'm sure it wouldn't have ended well. So if your SO comes home talking about some scary looking Mexican guy tried to kill them, I didn't try to kill them and I'm not scary looking. I did have a wifebeater on because I took my itchy shirt off and I do a lot of tattoos... My bad. I should have called seb to beat them up.

Did you jump on their hood?

[Cooter]

You drive like shit

[A+]

Did you jump on their hood?

Nah. I'm not THAT cray cray.

[SEB]

Where were you seb? I was escared.

Shit it sounds like you had it covered bro

[ELVIS]

You the prettiest nigga on here.

God bless.

[WildBill]

Nah. I'm not THAT cray cray.

Puss

[grove rat]

when chicks act stupid like that i get out of my car and walk towards theirs.. at the last moment opening the trunk/door to shuffle stuff around for a second then return to the driver seat and on my way. the look on their faces usually goes from map/pissed to a blank face staring away when i walk towards their car. shuts them up quick. remember folks, i am a one upper when it comes to doing dumb shit!

[A+]

You the prettiest nigga on here.

God bless.

So it was because im "hispanic"

[71chevellejohn]

Thug life!

[SS Junk]

I just got my hair did...

Guilty.

[DON SVO]

I swear... "you" people...