4th grader wins science fair with an ounce of cocaine.

[Captain Crawfish]

after the science fair daddy and mommy put the snow to good use!

[Trip McNeely]

So much irony there....

That's because the quote is from Goonies, recited in Spanish by Feldman.

[line-em-up]

I thought schools were drug-free zones. It would seem that they violated a few laws.

Since I am a pimp, I think I will let my son do his scince project on prostitution. He can borrow a few of my girls to take to school and see which teacher is the first one to pick them up.

[scootro]

it needed a dead hooker

[Captain Crawfish]

I thought schools were drug-free zones. It would seem that they violated a few laws.

Since I am a pimp, I think I will let my son do his scince project on prostitution. He can borrow a few of my girls to take to school and see which teacher is the first one to pick them up.

all the tests were done at a police facility. no drugs were brought to the school

[diablo rojo]

That's because the quote is from Goonies, recited in Spanish by Feldman.

[Trip McNeely]

Rosalita says no.

[diablo rojo]

Rosalita says no.

:thumbup:

[Geor!]

I wouldn't have a problem with the feds stepping in here and hauling that motherfucker off to jail for a 20-year stint, since the local law enforcement doesn't give a shit.

Edit: Didn't read last paragraph.

Still, the kid shouldn't have won SHIT since supposedly the shithead dad did all of the work on the project.

[Chopped54]

How did he get the coke? Did he just say, "Hey man I am going to borrow this oz of coke for a few days from outta the evidence room"....

[grove rat]

C-c-c-c-cocaine!? Dr. Rockso approves.