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  • 'Dazed and Confused' actor arrested in Arizona

    Pink must have had a good night.
    LMAO
    SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Actor Jason London, most famous for his role in the 1993 hit movie "Dazed and Confused," defecated in a police car after being arrested in Scottsdale over the weekend according to an arrest report obtained by 3TV.

    The 40-year-old actor looked dazed and confused in a mug shot taken after his Sunday arrest. He appears with a swollen face and black and blue eye.

    According to the arrest report, London was at the Martini Ranch when he sneezed in a bouncer's face. The bouncer told police he thought it was a deliberate act and asked twice for an apology. That, according to the bouncer, is when London “cold cocked” him.

    London was tossed from the bar kicking and screaming. Bouncers told police they had to use force in order to defend themselves, leading to London’s injuries.

    Officers reported that paramedics tried to help the highly intoxicated London.

    However, he was subdued and arrested when police said he shoved two of the paramedics out of his way and started to also push an officer.

    The officer said he asked for London’s side of the story but instead London replied with a string of expletives.

    The officer decided not to ask any more questions and put London in the back of a squad car to be taken to jail. However, during the ride according to the police report, London again began berating the police officer, including the use of one homophobic slur.

    “Guess what, f****t? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, b****!” the arrest report quotes London as saying.

    According to the report, London then said, “It smells like s*** in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”

    At that point the report said London leaned to his left and defecated in his pants. Afterward London told the cop, “I told you that I’m happy as s***!”

    London took to Twitter on Tuesday to say that none of the story is true.

    “I would never say or do the crap they are reporting,” said London in one tweet.

    He also added that a man who thought London was checking out his girlfriend had him “jumped.” He further tweeted that he was jumped by three 250-pound bouncers.

    "They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes," he wrote.

    He also said the truth will win, asked fans to be patient with the story and ended one tweet with, “I hate Arizona.”

  • #2
    It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ted View Post
      it's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.
      lmfao!

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      • #4
        Shows he was from DeSoto, Texas.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          “Guess what, f****t? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, b****!” the arrest report quotes London as saying.

          Did not know he was a member here!

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          • #6
            Lol

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            • #7
              And that new crowd you're hangin with….don't think I haven't noticed

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              • #8
                Looks like he didn't bring his wood screws...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CWO View Post
                  And that new crowd you're hangin with….don't think I haven't noticed
                  Looks like he got the soul pole.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                    Shows he was from DeSoto, Texas.
                    You sure? There hasn't been a white person there since 2003.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                      You sure? There hasn't been a white person there since 2003.
                      hence the reason he is in Arizona.
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CJ View Post
                        hence the reason he is in Arizona.
                        Ah. I guess the "was from" pretty much covered that.

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                        • #13
                          Yale, I'm not sure why, but he looks like your old avatar.
                          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                          • #14
                            Now that's how you get arrested. Spit in someone's face, fight with the cops, shit your pants in the car. Party at the Moontower!

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                            • #15
                              He didn't have a joint? It'd be a lot cooler if he did.
                              When the government pays, the government controls.

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