A brief public service announcement, from a germophobe.

[YALE]

If you have pinkeye, stay the fuck home. I'm going purell crazy up in this bitch.

That is all.

[DON SVO]

ELVIS just took a scalding hot bath and scrubbed himself in ammonia and bleach after reading this.

[YALE]

This old lady both works at Tarleton, and takes classes here, and she came to class with pinkeye, to tell the professor she couldn't come to class, because she has pinkeye. I am officially wiggling out.

[White_lightning]

in todays Society of trying to work as many hours as possible it seems that people love to come to work sick..
i love to hear people coughing and sneezing around me and then hearing them" man working all last week with the FLU sucked".

[Baron Von Crowder]

This old lady both works at Tarleton, and takes classes here, and she came to class with pinkeye, to tell the professor she couldn't come to class, because she has pinkeye. I am officially wiggling out.

I either just skipped or shot the prof an email. Well, except when I was in a neck brace, it had more effect to pop into thier office and talk to them for a second.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Watch out! She might fart on you.

[YALE]

I am going to burn this building to the ground.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I am going to burn this building to the ground.

my dorm had some sort of bacteria that would start stinking at anything above 72*. We cracked the windows open in the winter when they turned on the heat.

[talisman]

I'm going to cough all over you people the next time I see you.

[JP135]

I worked with a guy who refused to stay home when he was sick. The department gave attendance awards at the end of the year and he didn't care if he made the whole damn office die from plague, his ass was coming to work so he could collect his little check.

On the other hand, we had a lieutenant who was a hypocondriac and a germaphobe. We'd start first thing in the morning 'you feel ok?' then we'd get the secretary to check his forehead and ask if he felt feverish. This would go on all morning and by noon his ass was home in bed.

[Sean88gt]

in todays Society of trying to work as many hours as possible it seems that people love to come to work sick..
i love to hear people coughing and sneezing around me and then hearing them" man working all last week with the FLU sucked".

People use sick days for awesome days and work days to be sick.

[jyro]

triple antibiotic ointment is your friend

Mycitracin Triple Antibiotic
Also if you get welding eye burns, it's perfect for overnite healing.
scratches on the eye--- works for me too.
make sure it's the one that has no pain relief things added if your going to use it in your eyes.
http://www.natickpediatrics.net/?p=232

[bcoop]

in todays Society of trying to work as many hours as possible it seems that people love to come to work sick..
i love to hear people coughing and sneezing around me and then hearing them" man working all last week with the FLU sucked".

It's probably a fear of getting fired, the way the Corporate climate is these days.

[mstng86]

This is why I work from home and my son is at home with us since march. I hadn't been sick the whole time until I got strepp throat last week. My son did get the flu around christmas. But hey, being sick once in 10 months isn't too bad.

[Sean88gt]

It's probably a fear of getting fired, the way the Corporate climate is these days.

Even slaves got to keep their jobs.