Craigslist stories, deals, and whores

[cool cat]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...LiZWtyOBjHSESb

For those of you not on Facebook, this is an add on the DFW Mustangs Classifieds group.

"2009 mustang GT beer
$700
2009 mustang GT beer can edition.
85k miles motors fkn mint
Tuned by Ethan at Trackstar 305whp/310wtq
The Bruce Jenners all fucced😔
GOOD REAR END
KYB bump takers
Stock boi springs
Stock rear control arms with bushings looser than than yer moms puss
Frame rails leaning like pimp C. RIP
Stock ass cushion bois out me new chassis
Need brake lines they’re fucced
Also brake booster(no longer mint)
Hurst shifter so you can show passengers how fkn American you are.
BOTH DOORS OPEN AN CLOSE WOW
longboi ebay headers(fkn minty👌&#127996
The body’s all fucced but it’d make a great missle for someone😌
$700
Will come as roller with everything on it but still need work to run. New battery, put water in it, etc."

[Rick Modena]

^^^

Muthufuck that's funny, all of it! Is that an Ad by WhiTeBoi?

[BLAKE]

Looks like my dream car is up for sale:

https://jalopnik.com/at-9-800-does-this-1979-dodge-tradesman-star-wars-tri-1838177704

[CyaNide]

Looks like my dream car is up for sale:

https://jalopnik.com/at-9-800-does-this-1979-dodge-tradesman-star-wars-tri-1838177704

Sweet Ride

CN

[Rick Modena]

Looks like my dream car is up for sale.

Follow your dreams, homeskillet...

[jammeejamm]

i would have done carpet in wampa.

not impressed.

[Cannon88]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/d/bozeman-2015-chevrolet-express-3500/6968111683.html

[4bangen]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ct...968111683.html

That's a hell of a good deal right there. I'd be all over it if I had the room and spare cash.

[BradM]

That's a hell of a good deal right there. I'd be all over it if I had the room and spare cash.

70 grand?!

[4bangen]

70 grand?!

Ah shit! I miss read that, thought it said $7999. haha fuck that!

[Cannon88]

Lol

[Big A]

You could build one for quite a bit less than that, this guys smokin' the good stuff.

[CexMashean]

You could build one for quite a bit less than that, this guys smokin' the good stuff.

Maybe his price just includes a gratuity tip for his hard work?

[DON SVO]

Maybe his price just includes a gratuity tip for his hard work?

You can add gratuity only if a party of 8 or more buy the van.

[jw33]

Ruffdaddy would tip 30% you cheap motherfuckers.