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[CJ]

So Yamaha put wheels on a Sea-Doo?

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For some reason that bike looks jewish.

[HarrisonTX]

I'm glad y'all the see the humor in that. Fuck it's hilarious. The old fat man just amplified the hilarity of it all

[CexMashean]

I went ahead and updated my Outlook profile picture at work to be this:

[hxbernal]

Wanted : 90 mustang gt conv

I had these cars in high school. I want to buy them back. If u know where they are please call me. I had an accident and am paralyzed. I was forced to sell them.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5594435807.html

[Scott Mc]

I don't know what to say about that.

[Cannon88]

For some reason that bike looks jewish.

Holy hell that cracked me up.

[sig239]

I went ahead and updated my Outlook profile picture at work to be this:

just noticed the spare set of glasses.

[Darren M]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/zip/5599860693.html

[petyweestraw]

What is he saying?

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[snacksnack]

I dont know but i lost it at Salvage

[snacksnack]

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/5580981704.html

Someone's a little to proud here.

[Scott Mc]

Considering whiteboy is selling a termi for 11k that would be a no.

[petyweestraw]

Why's it gotta be a vert tho?

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[Baron Von Crowder]

Why's it gotta be a vert tho?

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otherwise you couldnt have the rag top down so your hair can blow?

[petyweestraw]

I don't have hair......

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