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[Tremor14]

well ok then!

[Cooter]

his car needs a TON of work unless you're just looking to haul ass in a primered tin can

your truck is way cooler IMO

[Gasser64]

he is one of the DFW guys that appears on Street Outlaws

Hell no don't do that shit. Fuck a nova. Your truck will be way cooler than any nova could ever hope to be. Sorry, not a nova fan.

[BMCSean]

Yeah!

[Forever_frost]

Trucks always trump cars for me so that's my thought. That truck has a lot of potential.

[lowthreeohz]

I agree, truck is way cooler

[Cmarsh]

Keep the truck...no question on that

[orphan Shelby]

How is this even a question? You got a ton of work done on the truck and a good idea of what else to complete. The Nova will be full of surprises I bet. Now get back in the garage

[Jimbo]

What's an early third gen nova worth now? I knew the value has gone up, but I can't think an unprepped roller missing a ton of parts could be worth that much.

[Jimbo]

Yeah, that's me.

[petyweestraw]

Well I'm with everyone else Darkness. Keep your dad's truck. Put some cash together and buy clapped out nova. You will hate yourself later if you lose the truck.

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[LaserSVT]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/5189859251.html

I have a 2001 Audi S4 (The S stands for swag) for sale.
The Good:
*Okay take the average amount of random sexual encounters you have in a year. Times that to the power of 4 (Swag 4) and Boom now you have the mathematical equation for how much pussy you are about it get in this absolute beast of an automobile.
* Has a set of 18's (RS4 wheels) and luckily for you too much rim will not make the ride too hard because it also has a set of raceland Ultimos coilovers so you can drop that ass to the floor like a single girl in the club when "her song" comes on.
*Comes with a set of stock Avus with new tires as well
*Clear Corner mod done
*Cold Air Intake
*New Catless Exhaust. If I can take a moment and describe the sound of this amazing professionally installed exhaust. This thing sounds mean. Meaner than your newly divorced high school P.E. teacher. Meaner than your prom dates ex marine father. Meaner than my dads 70's pornstache. It rumbles like a autobot ready for action.
*Turbos spool nice and Healthy. They whistle at you like a songbird from heaven.
*Bose speakers all redone so now you can listen to Drake and cry without any static interrupting your fierce cry session
The Bad:
*Interior is a little beat. Not bad. It's like a Thursday night stripper in the light she's a 6 but in the dark you probably wouldn't think twice about taking a stab at it. I'd give it a 8/10.
*Has a few dimples on the roof but hey who doesn't want a girl with some dimples?

For the low price of $6,700 I'm willing to part with this car not so sure if I'm willing to give up all the pussy I get in it. Help me help you get more women because you're in an Audi. Help me help you get that job you've always wanted because you're in an Audi. Help me help you be that guy(or female) BE IN THAT AUDI
If you need anymore info text me. Fax me. Page me. Use a messenger pigeon Get a hold of me in some way so I can stop hogging all the girls I get in this car.

[BMCSean]

Look at the 5th picture.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/5219136363.html

[snacksnack]

Look at the 5th picture.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/5219136363.html

I cant get past the price

[LaserSVT]

look at the 5th picture.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/5219136363.html

lmgdfao!!!!