Craigslist stories, deals, and whores

[VaderTT]

Fucking LMAO!!

[Baron Von Crowder]

hey, the 80's called, they want their mustang back.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5129016637.html

[CWO]

*period correct restoration

[Forever_frost]

The good:
Runs great
Drives great
Shifts smooth (5-speed standard)
Great on gas
No strange noises and no smoke
Title in hand

The bad:
Needs radiator (but hasn't been driven to point of overheating)
No stereo
A.c. works every now and then. Must be a wiring or fuse issue
Fading paint

$800 cash today only.

Or FREE if you cosign with me on a used harley Davidson! MUST qualify for zero down for this scenario to work but I will give my car to you if this works!
Serious inquiries only. Can be driven off or towed. If driven you'll have to add water every 10 mins or so.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5137298979.html

[Forever_frost]

Are those Trans Am wheels?

[Forever_frost]

Ah okay. I kind of like it.

[4bangen]

Only three known in existence. . The car only has about 100 miles on it since rebuilt motor(WAM) and (Ryan)tranny. Stored in an enclosed trailer taken out at shows only. The body part are nowhere to be found. 10 M81's, three 82 GT Enduro's, two 83 GT Enduro's and three DSO (Dealer Special Order)kits. were given to dealer that were leading hi performance parts sales in the country. Fremont Ford Fremont, Ca. was were this one came from. I am the second registered owner. Have history on the car.
Details Facebook: M81/GT Enduro

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/5138605132.html

would drive the fuck out of that!

[Cooter]

Not a CL ad, but Mother of God!!!

http://www.grandnationalbroker.com/c...ge-1-of-17.htm

mmmmmm tasty

[cool cat]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/pts/5121623135.html

1963 ford galaxie club coupe . 2 door sedan , black body with red interior . factory original 390 engine block fresh from the machine shop . bored .060 oversize to 4.110" bore size . block fitted to trw 12.5 to 1 forged pistons . new cam bearings & frost plugs .polished c3ae crankshaft ,resized rods .trw rod bearings, maule main bearings and oil pan . compitition cams cam.original c3ae timing cover . rebuilt heads with 427 low riser valves 2.09 " intake 1.65" exhaust hardened seats with hydrolic rocker arms and chrome valve covers . ford tri power intake manifold with correct rebuilt carburetors. originally 3 on the tree column shifter . 3 speed borg/warner overdrive transmission . 4.56 geared 31 splined spooled 9" N case rearend . fuel cell ,dual trunk mounted battery trays . southside machine traction bars , driveshaft safety loops fiberglass rear deck lid and fiberglass rear bumper . 15x5 ford front wheels with moroso front runner tires . bfg 275/60/15 rear tires .original interior seats . needs restored .most parts are here . selling this rare car that was BUILT IN TEXAS BY TEXANS for just the price of the parts . car located in southern oklahoma 73029 . call tim gilliam for more information.

I like it but don't have room (or time) to get it running.

[Baron Von Crowder]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/5138605132.html

[cool cat]

There's another Enduro for sale?

[Big A]

Must not be so rare after all.

[YALE]

In Persia?

[Big A]

Anybody want a $90k fox body?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/5145039585.html

[DON SVO]

That is a bad motherfucking mustang. Wow.