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[JC316]

OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY!!
THE LAST REAL CORVETTE!!
As quoted by Dallas P.D., "It's A Man's Car".
Lambo Doors, Full Body Ground Effects, GPS/DVD/w-Rear View Park Assist, 20" Custom Chrome Rims, Full Accented Body Molding, After Market Tail Light Assembly, Removable Top, Candy Paint
!!THE FASTEST C5 YOU WILL DRIVE!!
"255 MPH" - Street Legal/Race Ready, Hyper Tech HP Chip, Internal Upgrades,
Corsa Stage II Exhaust
Needs minor repairs, sold as is. Make an offer/All offers considered. No trades please.

[Craizie]

I'm guessing Mexican.

[HECDOGGIE]

I'm guessing Mexican.

<- this mexican wouldnt drive that.

I would guess something else.


LOL @ 255 mph!!!

[Craizie]

<- this mexican wouldnt drive that.

I would guess something else.


LOL @ 255 mph!!!

You know your Mexican-senses were tingling before you clicked this thread.

[HECDOGGIE]

You know your Mexican-senses were tingling before you clicked this thread.

LMAO!

I now feel a little ripped off ! I didnt inherit the "mexican-senses" you speak of.

[Fourx4Brad]

All the 255MPH test runs must of blown the drivers side tail pipe tip clean off

[Baba Ganoush]

^^ Is that a fucking TA wing? I was laughing until I saw that. Kill it now. I'll chip in $20 for the gas needed.

[JC316]

All the 255MPH test runs must of blown the drivers side tail pipe tip clean off

I saw that too. Oddly enough it was the thing that annoyed me the most.

^^ Is that a fucking TA wing? I was laughing until I saw that. Kill it now. I'll chip in $20 for the gas needed.

Sure as shit looks like a TA wing.

[Darren M]

Better than ANY Craig's list story

[Baron Von Crowder]

I was thinking about buying this, but there is no contact info...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/4882523288.html

[KBScobravert]

I was thinking about buying this, but there is no contact info...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/4882523288.html

Clear coat and add a mattress and box spring = cool kids room bed

[Baron Von Crowder]

Clear coat and add a mattress and box spring = cool kids room bed

You reading my mind?

[homealone]

I was thinking about buying this, but there is no contact info...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/4882523288.html

Oooh,

<-------- needs fenders to widen fenders for dually rearend.

[Denny]

Oh no he di-int!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4957936918.html

[terminator03]

Oh no he di-int!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4957936918.html

that's a bad sum bitch with the 305 bored out to a 454 pop hump pistons and 3/4 race cam