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  • Originally posted by CJ View Post
    porno red, it represents the period well.
    I gush over period correct porno red.
    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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    • WWII M5 Artillery Tractor + .30 Cal Gun Tank - $60000 (USA)







      Hello,
      I'm selling a beautiful Military Vehicle, the M5 Artillery Tractor. It's in great shape and fully functional. The .30 is deactivated. Tractor has been used in parades and as display for locals to view.

      This tractor is ready to operate upon purchase.


      Serious inquires only.

      Thank You,
      Last edited by Chili; 02-28-2014, 08:21 PM. Reason: Adding ad info in case of deletion

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      • Looks like a deal except last year I found a Scorpion tank on ebay for 30k
        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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        • 1998 Jeep Wrangler for Trade 4X4 F150 - $9500 (Dallas)




          *if you see ad then still available

          *Price is price. Lowballers need not apply

          ***Please somehow tell me you are local to avoid scammers, SPAMMERS and the alike


          1998 Jeep Wrangler 4x4 Sport

          188K

          manual trans

          Cold AC

          runs and drives perfect

          needs nothing

          see pics I ALSO HAVE A 2004 F150 FX4 4X4 IT NEEDS NOTHING GREAT WORK TRUCK OR FIRST TRUCK FOR 16 YEAR OLD SEE THE AD HERE http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4330299096.html COULD TRADE BOTH FOR SOMETHING GOOD
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          • HAHAHA @ 188k $9500
            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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            • Originally posted by CJ View Post
              HAHAHA @ 188k $9500
              Yeah. I got $6k for mine with the same mileage and mine was a 4.0L auto with a hard top.

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              • Originally posted by CJ View Post
                HAHAHA @ 188k $9500
                He's being cheeky
                Originally posted by Buzzo
                Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                • Get a load of this sad sack SOB of a Grand National? If there is a more worn out, beat up, tired ass looking GN for sale in the continental USA we’ve never seen it. This car appears to have been thrashed and beaten to within an inch of its life and then left sitting next to a salt marsh for 20 years. Hell, this car is so abused the hood is all bent from someone slamming it shut on a bunch of tools that were in the engine bay. Who does that?!

                  The paint is elevendy shades of sad and there are no interior photos to give us an idea of how long and how badly the T-tops have been leaking and feeding a colony of flesh eating bacteria inside. The good news is that the seller is ONLY looking to $15,000. Go ahead and hit eBay and any other sales service you can find to see what’s possible to purchase for about the same money in the GN/T-Type world for this kind of money. You’ll see a lot better looking junk than this heap. We think that some of the missing paint chips have ended up in the seller’s coffee or scrambled eggs or something.

                  We know that it is a Grand National and not a Ferrari 250 GTO, but seeing one this hammered and neglected is pretty rare. A while back we showed you a GNX that had met a similar fate but even that car may have been a little bit less haggard than this one. Oh, and regarding our joke about being parked by a salt marsh, this car is located in Kansas City, Missouri so unless it was relocated to that area, that’s not what happened. Maybe just poor GM paint quality combined with baking in the sun and freezing in the winter has made most of the factory clear coat and large portions of the paint leave the building. Your guess is as good as ours.

                  So a $15,000 price tag, a car that needs a complete and utter overhaul, and an interior that probably smells like a pair of gym socks that have been marinating in the crotch sweat of an NFL team…seems like a hell of a deal to us!




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                  • "Get the cleaning stick!"
                    Originally posted by Buzzo
                    Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                    • Todays winner.




                      One of a Kind Mustang - $25000 (Belleville)


                      "Hello, I have a very unique and one of a kind 2004 Mustang V6 for sale. It is in mint condition and has a Voltron Mark VII body kit imported straight from Tokyo. The body kit itself cost me around $8000. It also comes equipped with race paint, it is painted with a special blend of paint that is around 20lbs lighter than regular paint. The inside has been replaced with Recaro bucket racing seats and the dash has been custom painted with chameleon paint. This car is a quality show car and has won over thousands of awards. This car also has a lot of money invested in the engine. the last time i dynoed it, it made close to 950 horsepower. It is Tri-Charged (only one in the world) with 2 stage II Zordong turbochargers and a Kenne Bell supercharger. It has a 900lb shot of NOS too. This car will do 0-60 in under 3 seconds. and it can run 1/4 mile in 9.35 seconds and 202 mph. I have also topped this beauty out at around 233mph.

                      If you are interested call or text me "
                      Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                      • TODAY's winner?!? TODAY!?

                        race paint wins more than just today
                        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                        • Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                          TODAY's winner?!? TODAY!?

                          race paint wins more than just today
                          that's what I was thinking.

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                          • Race paint, zordong turbos, 900lbs of NOS, $8k Voltron bodykit, pretty legit!
                            Ded

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                            • Maybe the race paint has some kind of super resistant film on it that bounces the wind off more than regular paint?

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                              • Good god at that V6. lmao

                                Here's one that was so entertaining the Dallas Observer wrote an article about it:

                                Yes, for the princely sum of $20, you could get in a van with a total stranger somewhere in South Dallas and go to commit property damage somewhere near Greenville. That's the latest enticing proposal out of our local Craigslist, always a font of good ideas and totally above-board goings-on...

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