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[crapstang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4242512565.html

One owner 17,900+ actual miles on the dash
Purchased at an estate sale this car was very well taken care of.
All it needed was a new fuel pump done!
Here's what I have done so far.

. New fuel pump
. Fuel system cleaned
. New spark plugs
. Radiator flushed
. Transmissions fluid flushed, new gasket an and filter
. New windshield wipers
. Oil changed
. Tires are new
.No rust
. AC BLOWS COLD
. HEAT IS HOT
. ALL ELECTRONICS Work FINE
INTERIOR LEATHER AND CARPET ARE PERFECT OTHER THAN HEADLINER WHICH NEEDS REPLACEMENT.

WHATS WRONG WITH THE YOU ASK?
MECHANICALLY NOTHING.
IT DOES NEED NEW CLEAR COATING ON HOOD ROOF. AND TRUNK LID FROM SITTING OUTSIDE FOR 2 YEARS AND NEEDS NEW HEADLINER.
And new grill because I broke it while pushing it off the trailer, I have a replacement grill that I will include and for an extra $40 will include a Ford 1993 service manual and electrical diagram that I bought in case I needed it. All of the work done above I had done by a professional mechanic because I took it on the road to Kansas city for thanksgiving and it handled life a champ with no problems.
This Car has the 4.6ltr V8 cobra motor used in the Shelby cobra and it puts you in your seat. Asking $4,000 or best offer for this one owner car. call or text 9135686631 to view and test drive this great car.

[JC316]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4242512565.html
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One owner 17,900+ actual miles on the dash
Purchased at an estate sale this car was very well taken care of.
All it needed was a new fuel pump done!
Here's what I have done so far.

I don't know that I'm buying 17k miles on that car. The carpet, headlights, headliner, clear coat, oil cap, and the amount of gunk in the interior seams just scream a lot more than 17K miles... The seats and the climate control are in good shape, but I have seen 100K mile 93's that look the same.

If it does have 17K on it, not a bad price, but I get the feeling that the seller is pulling some shenanigans with that odometer.

[crapstang]

I don't know that I'm buying 17k miles on that car. The carpet, headlights, headliner, clear coat, oil cap, and the amount of gunk in the interior seams just scream a lot more than 17K miles... The seats and the climate control are in good shape, but I have seen 100K mile 93's that look the same.

If it does have 17K on it, not a bad price, but I get the feeling that the seller is pulling some shenanigans with that odometer.

Supposedly, he bought it at an estate sale. It was parked for a really long time, I guess. Records would verify that pretty quick.

[JC316]

Supposedly, he bought it at an estate sale. It was parked for a really long time, I guess. Records would verify that pretty quick.

Yeah I know, that would explain the clear coat, but not the other things. If you look at the seams on the shifter and around the cluster, you can see a whole lot of gunk that really shouldn't be there on a car that hasn't been touched in a while. Same goes for the carpets, they aren't fluffy and the mats are badly faded/stained. The headliner didn't just shred itself sitting there, that comes from use. The headlights appear to have had the chrome reflectors peel, again, that comes from use. The oil cap being so faded is from the engine being warm.

Those are all huge red flags for me.

[crapstang]

A good look at the under carriage and a check on blow by would probably be really telling. It does seem rough for 17k, but then again, the sun does do some serious damage.

[stevo]

I'm not sure why some chick would include a pic of herself on a craigslist ad other than 'escort' services.

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/bar/4249770779.html

I need a full tank of fuel, approx 20 gallons, I also need groceries for just me, farm fresh eggs and/or would be AWESOME! But not picky really. Also need cash for a few things but the fuel and food are most important right now.

What do you need? I can come clean the house, pack/unpack, laundry, tend the lawn/garden, organize, cook, wash the vehicle, answer the phones, straighten up the barn, build you a simple website, set up your online presence, bookkeeping... can do most anything. Can come help you get the place ready for holiday company.

I'm located just east of Garrison, so has to be something fairly close by... Garrison Timpson Center area. Days of Evenings any day of the week.

Let me know what your look for... beth.lafata@gmail.com

Location: Garrison
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Stevo

[Frank]

I'm not sure why some chick would include a pic of herself on a craigslist ad other than 'escort' services.

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/bar/4249770779.html

Stevo

Dats a MAN

[stevo]

Great idea for a Zack Chuck situation-

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/bar/4252402999.html

Hello, this is my lovely horse legacy. He has been in my family for 5 years. He truly is a wonderful creature. At night, his mane glows like the brightest of juptiers moons. It is what we in the horse world call "magical". I give him daily protein shakes to make sure he countinues to grow big and strong. I don't know when he'll stop growing, he'll probably countinue to until his time comes. Please be prepared to accommodate a horse the size of a small tank if you plan on keeping him for more then a month. I feed him a strict diet of cucumbers and horseradish. Some people say that it's sick to feed a horse horseradish, but sense horse radish doesn't actually have horse in it, I'm sure it's ok.

800 OBO if you have any albino chickens we may be able to negotiate. Or 800 dollars worth of Brookshires gift cards so I can countinue to buy horseradish for my family.

In order to ensure your not spam, please say "you have a magnificent stead on your hands I'd like to obtain. I'm pretty sure no telephone operator from overseas can say that correctly.

Call or Text Jay at 903-245-3923

Stevo

[talisman]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/4249968492.html

[Whiteboy]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/4249968492.html

Good deal

[crapstang]

This salesman is an asshole, and posts in the by owner section way too much, despite being a dealer. http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4240779302.html
469-407-6185

"Whoever you are if you want problems I promise you are barking up the right tree... I am going to tell you one time only, mind your fucking business"

Cute.

[petyweestraw]

Lol or what? Another e-threat?

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[Cooter]

I flagged all his ads. I can't stand that shit

[jayjohnson600]

I picked up a deal on 2 Miata's, one runing with red title, one not running with good title. $400.

There's $200 worth of parts to fix up my current Miata, and put these two together to make a grocery getter, plus it will leave a shell to experiment with a home-baked LSx conversion.

[4EyedTurd]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4252952152.html

2002 325 i

I bought this BMW for my son he just came learn how to drive 5 speed BMW has been my day driver for the past 3 months runs and drives great made for high-speed has no racial gears on the rear end and has slotted rotors car has 200,000 miles runs good and tightinterior is all black leather with sunroof grey headliner clean Texas title in hand

I would like to trade it for a truck 2 / 4. door or extended cab from 99 and up or 64 Impala to door Chevy Camaro classic or any nice classic car Ford Mustang I will also take a salvage title for a Dodge Magnum Dodge Charger Dodge Challenger

keywords: Ford truck F 150 f 250 Chevy dodge ram. Ford Mustang 64 Impala Chevy SS Camaro classic car racing high performance or a bag truck or a truck with air ride suspension Lord lowrider or a Lexus GS 400. 99. an up

more info call me at 214 769 4236

thanks thanks for looking

It's ok because it doesn't have racial gears