Craigslist stories, deals, and whores

[crapstang]

^ offer is $100 waiting on reply

You tard, I knew you were going to try and give him a better offer than my $75!

[crapstang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3729871079.html

No title you have to file for a replacement, 167000 miles 5.3 engine new starter runs good back passenger window broke this is a great truck it just needs someone with the money that can afford to get the title and tags I bought it from a friend to help them out and I can't afford to do anything with it I will trade as long as its tagged and inspected call me 9726973915

[Mike]

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/3736112966.html

93 cobra. With a cam , full exhaust, 373 gears. Upr K member, A arm & upr upper and lowers in the rear. Also 03 cobra front and back seats. 8K or trade for rzr NO JOY RIDES. Serious offers only!!!
$8,000. Call (405)8one8-8five49.

That car is a pile of shit.

[crapstang]

That car is a pile of shit.

serious offers only!!!!!

[crapstang]

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/3762308177.html

2013 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 LT
5.3L V-8 and automatic transmission.
Only 15,250 miles.
Clean beige interior. Power everything
Drop-in Bedliner
Truck is outstanding in great condition. It's A Brand New Truck!

The only issue is the the title has been lost by the original owner who was the company I worked for. In order to get the title transferred you need a sign off from the company but they've been long. The truck can come with a bill of sale but no title unfortunately. I'm also entertaining parting the truck out if anyone is interested.
Call or text 3252273578
Call or text 3252273578

[crapstang]

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/3725237163.html

My grandfather gave me his car but he passed away recently. He was paying for my tuition as well and now I need the cash to stay in school. Brand new, 10k miles on it as of the time of this posting. Still has new car smell. Ready to make a deal this weekend. Call anytime to set up appointment. I would like to sell this weekend so that I can get re-enrolled. call anytime: 832-858-6502

[Craizie]

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/3725237163.html
My grandfather gave me his car but he passed away recently. He was paying for my tuition as well and now I need the cash to stay in school. Brand new, 10k miles on it as of the time of this posting. Still has new car smell. Ready to make a deal this weekend. Call anytime to set up appointment. I would like to sell this weekend so that I can get re-enrolled. call anytime: 832-858-6502

Come packing heat.

[crapstang]

I have a BMW on craigslist right now, and I got a call about an hour ago. The guy is pretty drunk and keeps offering 1 or 2 thousand more dollars for it each time he calls back. The last call he offered me a flat screen TV, 15k cash, and cocaine.
Yes, he is black.

Craigslist!

[line-em-up]

That car is a pile of shit.

Why do you say that?

[importassasyn]

Why do you say that?

Probably because he has seen it in person. And it's Mexican owned. Nuff said.

[Mike]

Probably because he has seen it in person. And it's Mexican owned. Nuff said.

Jajajaja, what's up, Erik?

[Mike]

Also, anyone that comes to OKC area and doesn't eat at Erik's restaurant missing out on the best Mexican I've ever had.

[crapstang]

I kept requesting more pictures of the money, and he kept sending them. I googled each one until I got a match. He wanted me to meet him on the street at 3am.









I told him I'm 5 minutes away. I wonder how long it will take him to realize that I'm fucking with his planned "jump" or whatever, lol.

[crapstang]

Also, anyone that comes to OKC area and doesn't eat at Erik's restaurant missing out on the best Mexican food I've ever had!


Other than Henry's daughter.
^worth the ban

Where is his restaurant?

[Mike]

Where is his restaurant?

South OKC.