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I just had sex with a craigslist prostitute this afternoon
Before today I had never paid for sex and never planned on it. I consider myself a more romantic type and typically require genuine intimacy to achieve an enjoyable sexual experience. The concept has always intrigued me though and I suspect there are a lot of guys like me out there so I thought this might be an interesting story to share.
I'm very selective when it comes to dating women seriously. They have to be extremely attractive in both the face and body before I will even consider it. I live in a relatively rundown area so this kind of woman is very difficult to find. I finally hooked up with one such beauty a couple months ago and was thrilled. Things were going great until we started to get serious and she freaked out because she has some kind of emotional baggage from some bad experiences she had in her teens or something, so just like that she ends it because she's not ready for it. You may not think that's such a big deal, just move on right? But in the 31 years I've lived on this planet, she was only the second girl I ever wanted to get serious with. That is how picky I am, so you can imagine how frustrating this was for me. Now I do have a few FWBs in my back pocket but none of them have that combo of a pretty face and perfect body that I really prefer. I just did not want to go back to any of them after being with this girl!
So I started browsing the erotic services section of Craigslist and was quickly turned off by how shady it was. Which ones are real? Which ones will land me in prison? Which ones will have me robbed at gunpoint by a bunch of big black guys? I was about to give up and ring one of my FWBs when I decided I'd google around and see if I couldn't find any reviews of these girls somewhere. After some extensive research I found one girl with rave reviews and lots of sexy pictures. Her face was blurred out of all the photos but from what you could see she was pure model material. She was also several times more expensive than any of the other girls I saw advertising and figured that must be a good thing.
I called the number in her ad and there was no answer but I left a voicemail with my name and number. She called me back in less than 2 minutes and was very friendly, referring to me as "baby" the whole time. She asked me if I was in law enforcement to which I replied no and we set an appointment up at her hotel. 2 hours later I pull into the hotel parking lot and per her instructions I phone her to let her know I was there. She asked me to enter the hotel lobby and take the elevator to the second floor, then go to the vending machines. I get to the vending machines and there is a relatively young girl there but she did not look anything like the photos. I wasn't sure what to make of her so I just waved, and she smiled at me. All of a sudden a door down the hall opened and the girl at the vending machines motioned for me to continue down the hall. Standing in that doorway was the hottest, sexiest thing in a bra and panties I have ever seen in my life. She beckons me forward and I shut the door behind me. She asks if I am a law enforcement officer. Again I reply no, then she gently grabs my arms and places my hands on her perfect, all natural D cup breasts. I start rubbing them and she removes her bra. We move to the bed and she starts working on my pants while I take off my shirt. As soon as I remove my boxers she immediately takes me in her mouth and gives me the best BJ I've ever had. I'm dying to gently caress her at this point so I ask her to lay on her back. She does so and instantly grabs a condom from the headstand and applies it for me. We continue in this position for the duration of my stay as it's really the only way I can get off. As I'm getting dressed she asks me to leave her collateral on the dresser and I'm on my way. The girl at the vending machines was gone, and even though I knew by the time I penetrated her it could not have been a sting, the walk back to my car was still kind of harrowing. I was looking over my shoulder the whole way, really nervous. It wasn't until I was in my car and well on my way home that I calmed down.
All in all, I can't complain about having sex with a staggeringly beautiful woman and I may in fact call her again but unless you are incredibly desperate and just can't get laid for your life, I really can't recommend this to anyone. Obviously I was thinking with my penis at the time but now that some blood has returned to my brain it's just not worth the risk for a few minutes of pleasure. Not to mention the amount of money it costs to get a legitimately gorgeous chick like this. Unless you've got $500-$1000 to blow I fear you could end up with some nasty, shady crack whore or something. Your mileage may vary but my advice is to download some new porn and wank. You'll save yourself a lot of stress and cash.
I'm happy to answer with complete honesty any reasonable questions anyone may have or feel free to reply with your own escort stories as I'd be interested to see how my experience compares to others.
Actually I'm just lazy and know I can still move them, as filthy as they are.
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