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  • I just had sex with a craigslist prostitute this afternoon


    Before today I had never paid for sex and never planned on it. I consider myself a more romantic type and typically require genuine intimacy to achieve an enjoyable sexual experience. The concept has always intrigued me though and I suspect there are a lot of guys like me out there so I thought this might be an interesting story to share.

    I'm very selective when it comes to dating women seriously. They have to be extremely attractive in both the face and body before I will even consider it. I live in a relatively rundown area so this kind of woman is very difficult to find. I finally hooked up with one such beauty a couple months ago and was thrilled. Things were going great until we started to get serious and she freaked out because she has some kind of emotional baggage from some bad experiences she had in her teens or something, so just like that she ends it because she's not ready for it. You may not think that's such a big deal, just move on right? But in the 31 years I've lived on this planet, she was only the second girl I ever wanted to get serious with. That is how picky I am, so you can imagine how frustrating this was for me. Now I do have a few FWBs in my back pocket but none of them have that combo of a pretty face and perfect body that I really prefer. I just did not want to go back to any of them after being with this girl!

    So I started browsing the erotic services section of Craigslist and was quickly turned off by how shady it was. Which ones are real? Which ones will land me in prison? Which ones will have me robbed at gunpoint by a bunch of big black guys? I was about to give up and ring one of my FWBs when I decided I'd google around and see if I couldn't find any reviews of these girls somewhere. After some extensive research I found one girl with rave reviews and lots of sexy pictures. Her face was blurred out of all the photos but from what you could see she was pure model material. She was also several times more expensive than any of the other girls I saw advertising and figured that must be a good thing.

    I called the number in her ad and there was no answer but I left a voicemail with my name and number. She called me back in less than 2 minutes and was very friendly, referring to me as "baby" the whole time. She asked me if I was in law enforcement to which I replied no and we set an appointment up at her hotel. 2 hours later I pull into the hotel parking lot and per her instructions I phone her to let her know I was there. She asked me to enter the hotel lobby and take the elevator to the second floor, then go to the vending machines. I get to the vending machines and there is a relatively young girl there but she did not look anything like the photos. I wasn't sure what to make of her so I just waved, and she smiled at me. All of a sudden a door down the hall opened and the girl at the vending machines motioned for me to continue down the hall. Standing in that doorway was the hottest, sexiest thing in a bra and panties I have ever seen in my life. She beckons me forward and I shut the door behind me. She asks if I am a law enforcement officer. Again I reply no, then she gently grabs my arms and places my hands on her perfect, all natural D cup breasts. I start rubbing them and she removes her bra. We move to the bed and she starts working on my pants while I take off my shirt. As soon as I remove my boxers she immediately takes me in her mouth and gives me the best BJ I've ever had. I'm dying to gently caress her at this point so I ask her to lay on her back. She does so and instantly grabs a condom from the headstand and applies it for me. We continue in this position for the duration of my stay as it's really the only way I can get off. As I'm getting dressed she asks me to leave her collateral on the dresser and I'm on my way. The girl at the vending machines was gone, and even though I knew by the time I penetrated her it could not have been a sting, the walk back to my car was still kind of harrowing. I was looking over my shoulder the whole way, really nervous. It wasn't until I was in my car and well on my way home that I calmed down.

    All in all, I can't complain about having sex with a staggeringly beautiful woman and I may in fact call her again but unless you are incredibly desperate and just can't get laid for your life, I really can't recommend this to anyone. Obviously I was thinking with my penis at the time but now that some blood has returned to my brain it's just not worth the risk for a few minutes of pleasure. Not to mention the amount of money it costs to get a legitimately gorgeous chick like this. Unless you've got $500-$1000 to blow I fear you could end up with some nasty, shady crack whore or something. Your mileage may vary but my advice is to download some new porn and wank. You'll save yourself a lot of stress and cash.

    I'm happy to answer with complete honesty any reasonable questions anyone may have or feel free to reply with your own escort stories as I'd be interested to see how my experience compares to others.

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    • ^^^Thread is starting to deliver!

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      • I sold my mark today...I kinda miss the cheap-turd-luxury!
        Twin mark viiis for $2000:

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        • Oh wow, that was you I talked to? I called you a week or so back on them. I wanted to buy the one on springs but now for the life of me cant remember why I passed. I know 96 Marks are PITA because of the 96 only crap on them but they both looked like decient cars. Glad you got them sold.
          Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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          • Originally posted by LaserSVT View Post
            Oh wow, that was you I talked to? I called you a week or so back on them. I wanted to buy the one on springs but now for the life of me cant remember why I passed. I know 96 Marks are PITA because of the 96 only crap on them but they both looked like decient cars. Glad you got them sold.
            No, I had that '97 green/tan one lol. Those two I just ran into, I figured someone could use a beater or two
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            • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
              No, I had that '97 green/tan one lol. Those two I just ran into, I figured someone could use a beater or two
              Ah. Figured you had a Mark obsession like me. LOL

              Didnt your green one come from Austin?

              I spoke to the guy with the two black ones. The LSC is ruff and the base has air ride issues that I didnt wanna mess with. Even switching to coils that car needs about a grand of love so th profit goes away.

              Instead I bought another New Yorker. One owner and low miles. Fixed its minor issues and sold it about 23 hours after initial purchase.

              Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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              • It's so darn ugly and clean, I love it! My Green Mark came from Highland Village/Lewisville, some guy posted it, 5secs later I called and drove out there. It was really clean, but he had to pretty much give it away because his visa ran out and he had to leave for Sweden the next morning!
                I almost never wash/detail the cars I buy, you really dress them up nice! I don't like investing too much time into them...the equivalent dollars per hour rate remains higher that way. Actually I'm just lazy and know I can still move them, as filthy as they are.
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                • Meh, it only takes a couple hours to clean them up. I found stuff for carpets that works like magic. People are like fish. They are attracted to shiney things. First people to come instantly wanted it and didnt even haggle over the price. Thing is solid as hell though and shes giving birth tomorrow so I know it will be a good car for that new family.
                  Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                  • I'll start cleaning mine up, it'll probably be worth it. Hopefully it shuts the whiners up that come to buy a car for 1-2k and expect it to be mint condition, even though I state every damn flaw and how bad it is. LOL craigslist people...
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                    • I'm going to pick up a 2001 Z71 silverado 1500 in a couple of days. The few silverados I have used I really liked. They are basic (dated interior IMO), but reliable it seems like. is there anything I should watch out for on them?
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                      • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                        I'll start cleaning mine up, it'll probably be worth it. Hopefully it shuts the whiners up that come to buy a car for 1-2k and expect it to be mint condition, even though I state every damn flaw and how bad it is. LOL craigslist people...
                        Oh yeah, always trying to nitpick in order to get some negotiating room. It's a USED car, there are going to be small problems.

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                        • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                          I'm going to pick up a 2001 Z71 silverado 1500 in a couple of days. The few silverados I have used I really liked. They are basic (dated interior IMO), but reliable it seems like. is there anything I should watch out for on them?
                          LQ motors like to leak..... everywhere. Coils are problematic. Brake switches. MFCs. I think it took a few years before the new chasis became worth a damn. The 96-99 (EBS) are the best IMHO. Reliable as hell, good power and cheap parts. The 95s are just as reliable but the motor has much less power. The 88-94 just have a crap interior. The late production 99's untill 2006 were all pretty crappy. Gauge cluster issues and all kinds of recalls.

                          Out of all the trucks I get in my shop I would say I get more of that era GM trucks in with weird off the wall electrical gremlins or massive ammounts of engine leakage. Rear seals are the worst.
                          Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                          • I've heard those models (96-99) are really reliable. It reminds me of the ford I-6 trucks...those things just GO lol. The only thing I don't like is the styling....most of them are beat to trash too. I'm getting into the truck market for up here, because HOLY CRAP all of my trucks sold fast. Every one wants to be farmer bubba big truck boy and they'll pay a pretty penny. This whole mustang thing is over rated, haha.
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                            • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                              I've heard those models (96-99) are really reliable. It reminds me of the ford I-6 trucks...those things just GO lol. The only thing I don't like is the styling....most of them are beat to trash too. I'm getting into the truck market for up here, because HOLY CRAP all of my trucks sold fast. Every one wants to be farmer bubba big truck boy and they'll pay a pretty penny. This whole mustang thing is over rated, haha.
                              This one ran me about $1400.



                              But then I decided to keep it and overhauled the everything on it.

                              I have recieved several $5000 offers on it but its too solid and just dead reliable which is what I need for my shop truck.
                              Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                              • I dig that truck...the brown works well, which is rare. The only other truck I like that brown on is the new powerstroke.
                                I'm just going to leave this in my thread so I can use it (stolen from skidmark's thread): http://autocheck.dealermade.com/repo...D=5017185&VIN=

                                It just saved me from a guy. "Cluster broke (*cluster problems like you said, thanks for the pointer) and it had about 170k the guy told me, so it probably has less than 200k now."
                                It had 251k miles....in 2009! Who knows how many since then, lol!
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