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[talisman]

you emailed her for pictures yet?

I don't see why this is suddenly about what I've been doing for the last five minutes..

[Chili]

She specified used, but didn't mention if they would be laundered or not..

[talisman]

She specified used, but didn't mention if they would be laundered or not..

I think the point is that they haven't been.

[Chili]

I think the point is that they haven't been.

That would be implied, but figured you might want to confirm before buying. Caveat emptor.. Just trying to help a brother out..

[talisman]

That would be implied, but figured you might want to confirm before buying. Caveat emptor.. Just trying to help a brother out..

I'm not buying some skanks panties when I can just peel unlimited numbers of them off the side of the 5.0 after driving by the local high school..

[Chili]

I'm not buying some skanks panties when I can just peel unlimited numbers of them off the side of the 5.0 after driving by the local high school..

Shit.. These days HS girls aren't impressed unless you drive a BMW.. Why do you think Aaron bought one?!?

[crapstang]

WARNING! LINK IS NSFW

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4549105402.html

[crapstang]

WARNING! LINK IS NSFW (pic inside)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4549105402.html

Selling my van yo! This chick is a meth head you can take her too she eats all my damn food.

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Not sure what the hell this ad was for, but it's awesome.

[crapstang]

1987 Lincoln town car 31000 mile - $3999 (dallas)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4548956980.html

I have extra clean 1987 Lincoln Town car it is extra clean every thing looks perfect one owner clean Texas title must seen.
Serious buyer call 4698355336
***power window***
***power locks***
***a/c*** much much more.........

[talisman]

Damn it, van ad has been flagged. That Lincoln is FRESH. Damn I want that.

[Andy@PrimeTuning]

My friend had a super clean white Lincoln for sale - real similar to that

[CJ]

lol damn, that is a clean lincoln, collector car material. Never did I think I would say that about an 87 town car.

[snacksnack]

WARNING! LINK IS NSFW (pic inside)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4549105402.html

Selling my van yo! This chick is a meth head you can take her too she eats all my damn food.

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Not sure what the hell this ad was for, but it's awesome.

A couple of days ago when I ran across it, it read something like "this was my favorite car, I got my first 2 dui's in it. Also comes with a ford Crank, pic of crank is included in photos."

[CJ]

aw man, ad deleted, didn't get to see it.

[chronical]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bar/4502866433.html