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  • Originally posted by 4EyedTurd View Post
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4500700097.html

    I wonder if that's Tad from the old board
    You know that guy? Lmao.
    Originally posted by Buzzo
    Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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    • everybody knows one bad ranger
      http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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      • Anyone want to have a chat with Jared?

        Monster Camaro - Hooker Long Tube Headers + True Duals - Complete - $600 (Wylie)
        9727540262

        FOR SALE: Monster Camaro V1 exhaust system. Used on the Monster Camaro 2011-2012. Ceramic Coated 1-7/8 Hooker Long-Tubes + Lanes True Duals w X Pipe and Bullet Mufflers. Incredible sounding setup! Will not separate, exhaust was handmade for the headers. Exhaust will not scrape and will clear normal obstacles. Excellent for lowered f-bodies.

        Fits 1998-2002 LS1 Camaro or Trans-Am. Headers may fit other applications, not sure on this.

        $600 takes it. Local pickup only. Message if interested.

        SOUND - [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qaRh_CEPQQ[/ame]

        KEYWORDS - Camaro, Headers, Mods, Performance, Hooker, LongTubes, Nitrous, NOS, Chevy, Pontiac, Race
        Originally posted by Buzzo
        Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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        • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
          Anyone want to have a chat with Jared?

          Monster Camaro - Hooker Long Tube Headers + True Duals - Complete - $600 (Wylie)
          9727540262

          FOR SALE: Monster Camaro V1 exhaust system. Used on the Monster Camaro 2011-2012. Ceramic Coated 1-7/8 Hooker Long-Tubes + Lanes True Duals w X Pipe and Bullet Mufflers. Incredible sounding setup! Will not separate, exhaust was handmade for the headers. Exhaust will not scrape and will clear normal obstacles. Excellent for lowered f-bodies.

          Fits 1998-2002 LS1 Camaro or Trans-Am. Headers may fit other applications, not sure on this.

          $600 takes it. Local pickup only. Message if interested.

          SOUND - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qaRh_CEPQQ

          KEYWORDS - Camaro, Headers, Mods, Performance, Hooker, LongTubes, Nitrous, NOS, Chevy, Pontiac, Race
          flag!!!!!!

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          • Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
            flag!!!!!!
            Someone is bound to call and try to fight him.
            Originally posted by Buzzo
            Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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            • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
              Someone is bound to call and try to fight him.
              man that god damn ginger turtle has been a toolbag for as long as I have known him. No one has kicked his ass yet (which is a damn shame). I dont know how he's avoiding asswhoopins, but he has

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                Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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                • Seems sketchy as hell, but damn it'd be fun if it was solid.


                  FOR SALE BY OWNER 1978 TOYOTA CELICA GT.
                  ENGINE SWAP 2005 LQ4 LS2 SINGLE BIG TURBO 6.0L NEW-ONLY 1000 MILES
                  AND BUILT 4L65E BY JUANS TRANSS. 2800 STALL

                  TURBONETICS HURRICANE T78 / 68 WITH 13PSI AND 50 SHOT OF NITROS 725HP
                  ENGINE PARTS
                  LS2 VETTE INTAKE
                  92MM THROTTLE BODY BBK
                  HI VOLUME OIL
                  LS6 BOOST CAM
                  SPRINGS AND RODS 317 HEADS
                  373 GEARS ON FORD EXPLORER REAR AND 8.5 31MM SPL DISK BRAKES.
                  REAR MOUNT TURBO T78 TURBONETICS TWIN SCROLL MUFLERS PIPES 3 INCH
                  TWIN TIAL 41MM WASTEGATE AND 38MM B.O.V .
                  NEWS RT-S WHEELS AND ET STREET TIRES COST $1500

                  CAR WEIGHT 2850 LBS


                  show contact info PACO CELICA LS2
                  ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS.





























                  LS1 LS2 LS3 CAMMED NOS TURBO T70 5.3L 5.7L 6.0L 6.2L TRANS AM CAMARO
                  MUSTANG GT COUPE COBRA SHELBY SUBARU STI EVO 10 FAST LS2

                  STREET RACING CAR A LOT OF PERFORMANCE PARTS
                  Originally posted by Buzzo
                  Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                  • Badass little truck

                    2002 Silverado LS1 single cab - $5500 (hobby)

                    2002 Chevrolet half ton short bed pick-up truck
                    Clear Texas Title
                    Tagged and inspected
                    Cold a/c
                    NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT AT ALL
                    PLZ DONT ASK
                    LS1 5.7 MOTOR FOR THE PPL THAT
                    DONT KNOW
                    LS1 swap with comp cam-591/598
                    Powell brothers rear end with 4:30gears
                    Longtube pacesetters
                    3" true dual with x pipe exhaust
                    built transmission with tbss stall
                    All electric windows n lock
                    Electric fans
                    CAI
                    Also has innovate wideband gauge
                    And separate tach
                    Daily driver

                    Really quick/sleeper truck
                    5500 OBO
                    832-279-5639
                    NO TRADES

                    _______________

                    On a side note, if you're looking for an LSX swap car, H-town CL is rich with them for some reason right now. Stroker RX7, 2 lsx turbo mustangs, that sketchy ass Celica, and many more.
                    Last edited by crapstang; 06-20-2014, 10:12 PM.
                    Originally posted by Buzzo
                    Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                    • The HD front end swap looks great on those trucks.

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                      • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                        Badass little truck

                        2002 Silverado LS1 single cab - $5500 (hobby)

                        2002 Chevrolet half ton short bed pick-up truck
                        Clear Texas Title
                        Tagged and inspected
                        Cold a/c
                        NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT AT ALL
                        PLZ DONT ASK
                        LS1 5.7 MOTOR FOR THE PPL THAT
                        DONT KNOW
                        LS1 swap with comp cam-591/598
                        Powell brothers rear end with 4:30gears
                        Longtube pacesetters
                        3" true dual with x pipe exhaust
                        built transmission with tbss stall
                        All electric windows n lock
                        Electric fans
                        CAI
                        Also has innovate wideband gauge
                        And separate tach
                        Daily driver

                        Really quick/sleeper truck
                        5500 OBO
                        832-279-5639
                        NO TRADES

                        _______________

                        On a side note, if you're looking for an LSX swap car, H-town CL is rich with them for some reason right now. Stroker RX7, 2 lsx turbo mustangs, that sketchy ass Celica, and many more.
                        Someone on here was looking for one of these the other day. Id jump all over that.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                          Seems sketchy as hell, but damn it'd be fun if it was solid.


                          FOR SALE BY OWNER 1978 TOYOTA CELICA GT.
                          ENGINE SWAP 2005 LQ4 LS2 SINGLE BIG TURBO 6.0L NEW-ONLY 1000 MILES
                          AND BUILT 4L65E BY JUANS TRANSS. 2800 STALL

                          TURBONETICS HURRICANE T78 / 68 WITH 13PSI AND 50 SHOT OF NITROS 725HP
                          ENGINE PARTS
                          LS2 VETTE INTAKE
                          92MM THROTTLE BODY BBK
                          HI VOLUME OIL
                          LS6 BOOST CAM
                          SPRINGS AND RODS 317 HEADS
                          373 GEARS ON FORD EXPLORER REAR AND 8.5 31MM SPL DISK BRAKES.
                          REAR MOUNT TURBO T78 TURBONETICS TWIN SCROLL MUFLERS PIPES 3 INCH
                          TWIN TIAL 41MM WASTEGATE AND 38MM B.O.V .
                          NEWS RT-S WHEELS AND ET STREET TIRES COST $1500

                          CAR WEIGHT 2850 LBS


                          show contact info PACO CELICA LS2
                          ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS.





























                          LS1 LS2 LS3 CAMMED NOS TURBO T70 5.3L 5.7L 6.0L 6.2L TRANS AM CAMARO
                          MUSTANG GT COUPE COBRA SHELBY SUBARU STI EVO 10 FAST LS2

                          STREET RACING CAR A LOT OF PERFORMANCE PARTS
                          I saw this in the hotel parking lot at TX2K14. I never would of thought it would have a turbo LS in it.

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                          • Maybe this guy could use some grammar and spelling help....



                            I am looking to sale or trade my 1973 dodge dart sport good soled car has a couple granny garage dents it is 6 cyl and 3 speed manual trans new rally weals new tires new radiator if interasted Call
                            show contact info
                            thanks Will be posting pitchers soon.

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                            • It's a goddamn Suzuki.

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                              • Well the picture is a Suzuki. Bet the ad is a scamola.

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