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  • Guess you guys haven't looks for a 57 Bel Air vert lately.

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    • It still isn't worth that price, in-primer with a circa 1993 LT1 motor LOL.

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      • Originally posted by MattB View Post
        It still isn't worth that price, in-primer with a circa 1993 LT1 motor LOL.

        It definitely isn't, but I could see him pulling 20k out of it, which doesn't make it that awful of a starting price depending on what he has in boxes for it.

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        • Originally posted by MattB View Post
          It still isn't worth that price, in-primer with a circa 1993 LT1 motor LOL.
          I think it has a LT4 Hot Cam in it sooooooo

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          • Based on his one-sentence description, and $300 "Corvette" motor, it's probably a rusty shitpile that has been primered and he's trying to cash-in on the barn find craze, or some shit like that.

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              • Suspension looks shot and needs a trans. Pretty optimistic on that price..

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                • Seems like a good deal to me. 81 GMC Cabellero (El Camino). Looks very nice. Not my thang.



                  Must sell my 81 runs great. cold air. new tires v6 my dad drove if every once a year for years its in perfect. condition no need for rhe car anymore. must sell today. today

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                  • I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.

                    You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler Sahara.

                    So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.

                    This baby’s pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

                    It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.

                    If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of s***. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.

                    If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.

                    And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.

                    If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this s** will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….

                    1. More chest hair.
                    2. You’re growing a beard.
                    3. Meat Only Diet.
                    4. T-Rex for a pet.
                    5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
                    6. Your car carries five kegs.
                    7. [Expletive Deleted] 8. Catch more fish.
                    9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
                    10. Sex in the yard.
                    11. Sex in the garage.
                    12. All male offspring.
                    13. Chiseled jaw line.
                    14. Not giving a damn.
                    15. Flesh turning to steel.
                    16. Higher salary
                    17. Promotions.
                    18. Better looking wives.
                    19. Better looking mistresses.
                    20. More golfing
                    21. More killing stuff.
                    22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
                    23. More tools in your garage.
                    24. Bigger TV
                    25. Wife takes out the trash
                    26. Four Wheel Drive
                    27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
                    28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
                    29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
                    30. Chuck Norris.
                    31. John McCain
                    32. Steaks for dinner.
                    33. Winning the Lottery.
                    34. Women on the side.
                    35. Wrestling with bea
                    36. Building sh** out of stone.
                    37. Riding Lawn Mower.
                    38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
                    39. Bar Fights.
                    40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
                    41. Craftsman Tools.
                    42. Jay Bisset.
                    43. Welding stuff.
                    44. Digging holes.
                    45. Huge Piece of meat.

                    Put your GPS back in your purse.

                    Sounds good doesn’t it?

                    This jeep has carried me through 155,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.

                    But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Sixty Five Hundred Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.
                    Originally posted by Buzzo
                    Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                    • That bit is extremely played out.

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                      • Originally posted by Scott Mc View Post
                        That bit is extremely played out.
                        2nded
                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                          2nded
                          Wingy Dingy.

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                          • not too bad of a price on that jeep.
                            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                            • Originally posted by Frank View Post
                              Seems like a good deal to me. 81 GMC Cabellero (El Camino). Looks very nice. Not my thang.



                              Must sell my 81 runs great. cold air. new tires v6 my dad drove if every once a year for years its in perfect. condition no need for rhe car anymore. must sell today. today
                              I want to build one of these so bad, but I just cant bring myself to do it. Its something cheap, and I think can look cool fairly easy

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                              • Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
                                I want to build one of these so bad, but I just cant bring myself to do it. Its something cheap, and I think can look cool fairly easy
                                Me too. I bet it'd be fun to drive.

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