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[LaserSVT]

I thought we were not supposed to just post the link under penalty of death?

Also, what kind of fuck tard puts Cobra wheels on backwards?

[Denny]

I thought we were not supposed to just post the link under penalty of death?

Also, what kind of fuck tard puts Cobra wheels on backwards?

You're asking too much

[Whiteboy]

I thought we were not supposed to just post the link under penalty of death?

Also, what kind of fuck tard puts Cobra wheels on backwards?

Who are you talking too?

Calling me a fuck tard? coming from the guy that named his shop Lazers & dildo's

btw i bought it like that.

[Denny]

Who are you talking too?

If you have to ask...

[LaserSVT]

Who are you talking too?

Calling me a fuck tard? coming from the guy that named his shop Lazers & dildo's

btw i bought it like that.

First off, Lighten up Francis.
Second off, I knew you just bought that car. Even posted in the thread if memory serves. Maybe no, I forget and don't care. But was joking for your benefit.
Third, the L&D stands for Labias and Dicks.

EDIT: Memory was wrong but I remember in your first post about the wheels and know that's how you got it.

[Denny]

First off, Lighten up Francis.
Second off, I knew you just bought that car. Even posted in the thread if memory serves. Maybe no, I forget and don't care. But was joking for your benefit.
Third, the L&D stands for Labias and Dicks.

You're not helping yourself

[Craizie]

First off, Lighten up Francis.
Second off, I knew you just bought that car. Even posted in the thread if memory serves. Maybe no, I forget and don't care. But was joking for your benefit.
Third, the L&D stands for Labias and Dicks.

What exactly do you work on at L&D?

[LaserSVT]

You're not helping yourself

*stares blankly at response*

What exactly do you work on at L&D?

Stuff made of car parts. We work on everything except transmission internals and setting up gears. I have only done gears twice and both times it worked out but it was on friends cars. Don't wish to do them on customers cars.
We specialize in Ford Modular and Cadillac 4.5/4.9 engines and Northstars. Although it was never my intention to become efficient working on the damn Cadillacs but now that I have worked on 50+ in the last year it just kinda happened.

[Denny]

*stares blankly at response*


Stuff made of car parts. We work on everything except transmission internals and setting up gears. I have only done gears twice and both times it worked out but it was on friends cars. Don't wish to do them on customers cars.

Fuck...

[LaserSVT]

Nice ninja edit. LOL

[Pokulski-Blatz]

What exactly do you work on at L&D?

He licks all the dicks.

[LaserSVT]

He licks all the dicks.

No, the Labias.

[Denny]

K.

[crapstang]

Ok, I'm about to wire some money to this guy. It looks to be a pretty good deal. I've been looking for a car that "travels superior with bumps."

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ctd/4182765215.html

http://autospace.us/ford/focus.html

Purchase order 2008 Ford Focus 4000 Wonderful worth, purchase a lots of wonderful benefits for cash.
Fantastic value for money, good petrol miles per gallon., razor-sharp seems to be, conventional speakers, travel superior with bumps.

[LaserSVT]