i cant move

[Damnittsteve]

just got home from work, and Im stuck on the couch. someone come make me a sandwich, I have pulled pork and carved roast beef, eat all the left overs and ill pay you a couple gallons of gas. if I can reach my wallet.

thanx

[330CubeGt]

Are you drunk...

[Damnittsteve]

Are you drunk...

no why? im serious.

[1carcrazyguy]

Sounds like online ordered, pizza delivery is in order for you tonight.

[Damnittsteve]

Sounds like online ordered, pizza delivery is in order for you tonight.

already have some pizza in the fridge?? want it? sammich making skills a plus.

[A+]

Are you looking for a hooker but are afraid to ask?

[Damnittsteve]

Are you looking for a hooker but are afraid to ask?

LAFF OUT LOUD!!!!

[1carcrazyguy]

Sounds like you need to be on craigslist this evening instead of this place.

[YALE]

Sounds like you need to be on craigslist this evening instead of this place.

Seriously. You can make your dreams happen on craigslist, and any perceivable limitation of strangeness or, in this case, urgency constraining your request can be overcome with a requisite amount of cash monies.

[91CoupeMike]

A job will do that to you.

[BradM]

Why can't you move? Surgery?

[robert]

Lower back?
Stretching exercises will help

[stevo]

just got home from work

Stevo

[BradM]

Stevo

Holy shit, I didn't even see that part! lol

[crapstang]

Sounds like you need to be on craigslist this evening instead of this place.

Forklift rentals are $75 an hour if you do.