The "Whatever Happened to ___________" Thread

[talisman]

Well that didn't take me long. lolz



Finding his online dairy was one of the most hilarious things I've ever been a part of on here.

oso is going to e-slap Andre like he did this guy in his diary. What a badass:


And the drama continues
There's a new cat in town. His name is Donald8363 (83 is year of birth, 63 is the year his car was made, a Nova - with no paint) and he's friends with our good friend Howie.

ME: IS there something I can help you with? Or do you just have a problem with me because your friend does? If that's the case then just shut the fuck up now. I don't want to hear it from both of you.

If you have a legitimate gripe, then by all means let's hear it.

HIM: Well then you shouldn’t have a prob. with Howard. He likes your ex. So what? You fucked up and she left you. Get over it. And I don’t much care for you before you and Howard got into it. People talk and haven’t heard anything I like about you yet. So surprise me.

ME: As far as I know he doesn't know any Ex's of mine, so I don't see a problem there? How much do you know about me? Probably only what howard and mark tell you, which I'm sure howard tells you the best about me.

Lay off me on the fucking board. If you have such a problem with me, PM me. I don't mind telling you off via PM, but no one wants to read yours or mine bullshit on the board. That's just how it is.

So far I don't fucking like you. YOU haven't given ME any reason to. All you're doing is starting unwanted bullshit and pulling me into the middle of things.

Liane is my girlfriend. Howard has NO chance in hell, whether I'm her boyfriend or not. And no one does while I am her boyfriend. That's just how it is, bro.

So if you have a problem with me because I have a problem with howard then fuck you, stay out of my shit. Find your own fucking battles. He doesn't nee. . .well he does need your help because his responses compare to those of a toddler, but he obviously wants to go at it alone - so don't help him.

I don't bring that shit up on the board, and neither should either of you.

And learn what SARCASM is. I know mark's shit is quick. He knows I know that. Pay attention.

HIM: If Liane was your g/f then why are you going on dates and trying to get some ass??? Don’t sound like she is your g/f. You may be getting some on the side from her but that’s not being a g/f. And Ill keep this shit to pms. I am a big man I can keep it off the board. And if Howard or anyone doesn’t have a chance with Liane then why did she go to the concert with Howard and Mark???? Sounds like some one is playing on the side like you. And all this money this and money that talk. At the end of the day you’re still a fucking prick. Money does not have anything to do with it. I would rather buy something with the money I worked for than mommy buying my shit for me. Does she pay for you dates with Liane??? Wow you’re a big man. And I don’t know why you have a problem with cops. They are working for them money that they bring home. You wouldn’t cut it. Too much of a pussy??? And with all that money you would think you would have bought a v8 Mustang not that shitty V6 of yours. Let me know when mommy buys you a real car.

ME: Okay, so now that I see how you want to play. . .

Retard - I was going out on dates with Liane. Wow, big surprise there.

Liane went to the concert with Mark and Howard because she wanted to go see alterbridge, and howard (not even knowing liane at the time) offered to pay. She got to see a free concert. I wouldn't blame her. She doesn't need to get any on the side - I'm more than enough for her.

Fine. I'll be a prick all day long. But I'll be a wealthy prick. I don't know how I'll be able to live with myself. . . but oh well I'll get over it.

I have plenty of my own money. And yes, I am a big man.

I bought the car because of 2 reasons. Insurance, and gas. While I can more than afford to pay 600 dollars a month for a camaro, and pay 120 dollars a week in gas, i choose not to, because that's just insane. Now that I don't go to scottsdale any more, I don't need a fuel efficiant car. If you want to see what "mommy's money" will buy me, then how about the two of us race for a litlte money when I get it? Heads up on a 2lane road? A little ford vs. bad haircut battle?

I don't like cops because of their smug goddamn attitudes. No, I'm not too pussy to be a cop, I just couldn't live with myself being one. I'll take rich and cocky over someone who puts people in jail anyday. I've been there, and for a bullshit reason - and can't see putting people there. No thanks. Doesn't make me a pussy, just like it doesn't make you a pussy for not being one either.

Oh, and another thing about my "shitty V6." It's STILL worth more than your car, it's paid off, and it was FREE, dumbfuck. "Oh but I worked for my pile of shit primered nova" whoopty fuck. You have no basis to call my car shitty simply because I have paint, and you don't.

Anything else, Don?

HIM: Ok bring your car out. Let got to the track Thurs. 12-02-04. I rather have a car that is fucking rast than one that has a paint job. Paint is fucking nothing. So if you want to man up. Ill see you at the track Thurs. If we race for money will you mom get mad???

ME: What track is open on a thursday? If the car is together by then sure, I'll race you. What the fuck does "rast" mean. BTW - 12s isn't fast.

And the mom comment was real cute. Very mature. Aren't you supposed to be 21? Act like it.

and then later...

I bet right after he COMPLETELY WILLINGLY, RIGHT, traded in his SS on the v6, his girl sent him this:

Since I have no privacy anyway. . .
JonOsoSS: where in the hell did you go?
HurleyGirly504: i left
JonOsoSS: i see that, are you going ot tell me why?
HurleyGirly504: yes
HurleyGirly504: i went to go check my gmail on your computer and you were still logged in right? well i was going to sign you out but then i saw a conversation between "Jenna, Me" ... so i read it...and then i thought what the hell...i read some others too "hey im going to be in texas for 4 days, maybe we can meet up...hit me back" yeah that was the final straw...we are over...i called jeff and talked to him about and yeah i'm sick of your bullshit lies and everything so bye
JonOsoSS: what?
HurleyGirly504: what do you mean what
JonOsoSS: you went through my mail?
HurleyGirly504: i wasnt going too but when i saw that email yes
HurleyGirly504: so fine, you go meet your new friends...forget about me we are done
HurleyGirly504: bye
JonOsoSS: you're making a mistake, but whatever
HurleyGirly504: no. you made the mistake
HurleyGirly504: im sick of your lies
JonOsoSS: okay
JonOsoSS: well i've been sick of your shit too for a long time
HurleyGirly504: good
JonOsoSS: so this is probably for the best
HurleyGirly504: bye
JonOsoSS: bye liane
JonOsoSS: i'll miss you
HurleyGirly504: yeah right
HurleyGirly504: bye
JonOsoSS: yeah right nothing
HurleyGirly504: you never even loved me in the first place...so you can take all the "i love yous" you told me and you can shove them up your ass
JonOsoSS: you dont' know what you're talking about
JonOsoSS: thanks for being mature and doing this online too
JonOsoSS: i really appreciate that
HurleyGirly504: is that sarcastic
JonOsoSS: very
HurleyGirly504: well whatever dont talk to me
HurleyGirly504: bye
JonOsoSS: don't talk to you?
HurleyGirly504 signed off at 3:55:09 PM


Ahhh, breaking up on AIM. Gotta love modern technology and how streamlined it makes the relationship process.

[mikec]

What about 01whitecobra/old guys rule? He had some really interesting insight on political issues.

I still talk to him. He's still a balling ass mofo...

[Geor!]

Who's Liane?

[talisman]

lmao, Al was in his prime back in those days!

LOL at this dickbag posting all this crap on here like anyone gives a shit about his pathetic little life. Post something funny, like this:

"My family. Ahh, what can I say? My dad lives and works in Texas. Mom and dad are still married, but dad took a job out in Texas so our family could afford our rediculous extravagant lifestyle (in other words my mom shops a lot and spends thousands of dollars a week on herself, I get about 150 bucks a week for food, gas, ect.). My brother keeps to himself mostly, doesn't go out much. He's big into the church thing, plays bass and guitar, and he is really into running. Which makes sense seeing as how he's pretty fucking good at it. He can run circles around me (until I grab him and throw him to the ground). My mom? Ahh, what do you want to know about dear old mom? Maybe that she threw my ass in jail for flipping over a table? Maybe that she bought me a 2001 Camaro SS that I fell in love with, and then sold without even letting me drive it one more time (dad did though, thanks pops)? Maybe that I'm going to a "domestic non-violence program" for the next 24 weeks (already did 2 weeks) because of that little thing? How about how I spent a night in jail and had to spend 4 or 5 days at my girlfriend's because I would've been arrested for going home? Oh, did I mention I have probation for the next year? Or maybe that I still owe 150 dollars on a 323 dollar fine? Yeah, I like my mom a lot. Ha, ya right. "

It's called having a job. You know, something those of us who dont live with our parents have to worry about.

Just curious about something btw. When that salesguy told you that Camaro was fully loaded, did he fail to mention that there was a v8 option? I would think THAT would be fully loaded. I would also think that you would know that, seeing as you were trading in an SS for it and all. But you wanted to trade in the SS on a v6, because an SS doesn't already come with ALL options, and it was a whooping 3 years old right?

I think you meant to say that mama got sick of him hot rodding the SS around town and layed the smack down on his ass. Then he got on the internet and wrote about it in his candy ass diary so he could try to get a shred of his self respect back!!!

Like I said, I'm sure you are hardcore with your car your mama had to buy for you and your tear soaked on line diaries. All the hardcore mother fuckers on death row get on the internet and cry about how their mom doesn't treat them right. Keep trying to fool your idiot friends with that retarded vanilla ice wanna be shit, you aren't fooling anyone here.

That's right...OK.

Dude, you are a fucking idiot who has no clue what "hardcore" is. Just like you have no clue what it takes to own or race a 9 second car. Your tender little entries in your on line journal about how you are going to own a 9 second mustang are pretty god damned funny. Can you even put a headgasket on?? You are a fucking clown at best. And I'd love to be around when you finally flap the lid on that fuckhole under your nose to the wrong guy and he slaps about 40 gallons of hot piss out of your candy ass. I hope none of your friends that are sold on this "hardcore" PR campaign are around when this goes down, it could be really embarassing. Could provoke another tear soaked, panty-drenched journal entry. I can't wait to see it.

Why do I care about beating your ass? Really why would I? It would be doing your worthless ass a favor to have the shit kicked out of it. If I was going to do it, I would make your dad pay me. It would be that good for you. He should have knocked your teeth down your fucking throat years ago and thrown your worthless ass out into the street and into the fucking gutter.

I really think you got me all wrong. I don't care about you beyond the entertainment you provide for me. Sure, I have you figured out, kids like you are a dime a dozen these days. Punks from the suburbs who think they are "hardcore" because they have snorted a little coke or got into a fight or two. Meanwhile momma and daddy pay their bills because they are too lazy to actually have a job. Why would I care about beating your ass? Hell, your miserable existence amuses me more than anything else. You should write an autobiography and call it "The making of a dirtbag". It might sell if there weren't a billion worthless shits just like you in every city.

If you see me at a gtg and you think you need that first punch you go right ahead and take it. That'll be fine with me. This ain't my first rodeo.

[Trip McNeely]

I'll throw a name out there, what happened to Daniel with the Lightning? SVT something was his name.

[DieselSmoke]

[Geor!]

lmfao! I had forgotten about that!

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I still talk to him. He's still a balling ass mofo...

Good to hear! Tell his ass to post up sometime.

[Cooter]

[talisman]

I never noticed he requested a read receipt. I guess the entire site sort of gave him one, huh?

[slow99]

Was wondering earlier in this morning whatever happened to White Lightning (AKA the South African bear Jew), then started getting other names in my head...

Travis (Kangol) (I know Jody still talks to him, but he's long left the board)

Yep, Travis (Kangol) and his wife moved to Vegas for his job 1.5 years ago and they now have a 9 month old son. He replaced dfwm with Reddit.

[SonicblueGT03]

Big Studly was a regular on one of the forums I moderate until he got banned. He tried to become a regular here but ya'll tore him up pretty good as well. Haven't heard anything form him in a long time.

[inline 6]

I will be the first to say that I miss the old Al P. Especially the desotostang drama. Something about leaving a dudes ass hole hanging out like a door knob had me rolling.

[MattB]

I will be the first to say that I miss the old Al P. Especially the desotostang drama. Something about leaving a dudes ass hole hanging out like a door knob had me rolling.

Not sure if it's still over in Canada, but the Al P vs Nick Cox/Chris Marsh shit about ten years ago had me lol'ing all the time. I even remember when he had some geocities or something similar webpage with some pics/info on his 89LX. Every other word was the f-bomb/shit/etc. That was somewhere around 98-99 or so. OH THE GOOD OL DAYS!

[Sleeper]

Where has ryan been 32valve