Freighttrain

[BMCSean]

I call BS, where are the piles of money?

[talisman]

What's funny is him taking the most obvious unspoken part of any thread then waxing philosophic about it like he is some star student of Socrates.

[D. Lil]

So a couple weeks ago this dude is all suicidal and decides to go lay down on the railroad tracks. By the time they get the train stopped after seeing the guy laying there 4 or 5 cars have already gone past where he was. They get out of the train and this fucker comes running up to the engine climbing up on it. Our best guess is something in front of the train knocked him out of the way and off the tracks. The conductor yells at him to get down and they get him to sit down while they wait on Fire/EMS. Well dude starts getting all agitated, hops up and makes a run for it down the street, sees a car coming toward him and the crazy bastard throws himself in front of the car! Open fractures in almost every limb and open skull fracture. We flew him out but I think he lived. People are cray

[crapstang]

cray

[YALE]

Fucking thank you!

[D. Lil]

Lol