Stuff beside a railroad track

[dewayne6243]

or the tooth fAIry for that matter.

I have a dumb phone. Can't afford a smart phone. Still waiting on Obama to give me mine.

[80coupe]

I found a jar of leprechaun tears once. It was 21 feet from the tracks, so I'm keeping that mother fucker. It's funny though, it smells kind of like piss.

Lulz

[Fern]

I've found a bunch of cool art at the tracks.

[sosoe]

It's only illegal if you get caught.

So your saying if I get caught I then will be an illegal?

[Unicorn Jeff]

So your saying if I get caught I then will be an illegal?

Well for you it would make you UNillegal!

[lincolnboy]

I found a jar of leprechaun tears once. It was 21 feet from the tracks, so I'm keeping that mother fucker. It's funny though, it smells kind of like piss.

If the color is yellow, its liquid gold.

[stevo]

When you go to get it, watch out for Ace, Eyeball and the rest of the gang.

Stevo

[Rick Modena]

I've heard there are trails of 100's just laying all over the tracks that blow out of the conductor's pockets.

lol.

[kenny c]

Items are huge blocks of granite. I have ability to get them and move them, but there is obviously a reason they have been there for ~100 years. Story we got was possibly blocks used when building the capitol. They can be seen in aerial photos from the 1950s but that is all I can verify.

[FreightTrain]

Items are huge blocks of granite. I have ability to get them and move them, but there is obviously a reason they have been there for ~100 years. Story we got was possibly blocks used when building the capitol. They can be seen in aerial photos from the 1950s but that is all I can verify.

Not worth the risk. Any equipment that can lift huge blocks of granite isn't going to be small. What happens when you have the equipment right next to the track and a train comes around the corner at 70mph and smashes everything to hell. They will put you under the jail if you're still alive and you'd be ruined financially. Even if the stuff is far enough away from the track to not get hit the first train that passes you will turn you in. You'd be chatting with a special agent with in minutes.

[32valves_of_pleasure]

Not worth the risk. Any equipment that can lift huge blocks of granite isn't going to be small. What happens when you have the equipment right next to the track and a train comes around the corner at 70mph and smashes everything to hell. They will put you under the jail if you're still alive and you'd be ruined financially. Even if the stuff is far enough away from the track to not get hit the first train that passes you will turn you in. You'd be chatting with a special agent with in minutes.

that sounds like a gross exaggeration of what would actually happen. can train conductors read license plates as their traveling at speed? Or are they gonna stop and do a tactical roll out of the train conductor seat and pull outta a snub nosed .38 special from their ankle holster and declare a citizens arrest?

[FreightTrain]

that sounds like a gross exaggeration of what would actually happen. can train conductors read license plates as their traveling at speed? Or are they gonna stop and do a tactical roll out of the train conductor seat and pull outta a snub nosed .38 special from their ankle holster and declare a citizens arrest?

Oh look another dfw dumbass. " Hello dispatcher there is unauthorized equipment next to the track at mile post 202 with no form B posted. Looks like some guys trying to steal stuff." Ok special agent, RMCC, and local authorities have been notified. Dispatcher out

[BlackSnake]

Interesting question. We have lots of family that works the RR. I'll have to ask them. One of my boys works for a outfit that works derails and we have 2 that are engineers.

[32valves_of_pleasure]

Oh look another dfw dumbass. " Hello dispatcher there is unauthorized equipment next to the track at mile post 202 with no form B posted. Looks like some guys trying to steal stuff." Ok special agent, RMCC, and local authorities have been notified. Dispatcher out

i was mostly joking, but i'd figure by the time whomever is taking something see's (or hears) your train coming along they'd move out.

[stevo]

Yeah, better watch out, they'll bring in their Death Star and nuke you from orbit if you get close to their coveted choo choo easement.


Stevo